"One fine day after a band practise and prior to going out for the yearly celebration of the birth of Nil, Bryan was driving Scott from 48K home to his house in Bridge of Don. Upon nearing the turning into Scott's road, Bryan had to change into the left lane, spotting a bus pulling out Bryan quickly nipped in behind it, much to the dismay of a silver VW Bora who was previously behind the bus.
Said Bora blared its horn at Bryan and was greeted by a "Fuck-off" and the V-Sign from Bryan as he turned the corner to Scott's Road.
But the Bora followed him.
Flashing its lights and blaring it's horn the Silver Bora chased Bryan until he stopped outside Scott's house. Upon stopping the asshole from the Bora got out and made his way over to Bryan's window. Sitting in the passenger seat I could be forgive for thinking this was some asshole coming to punch Bryan, and got ready to congratulate him on his choice of victim.
As the potential assailant drew nearer however, the bade on his ill fitting black polo shirt could be read. It said "The Filth" or Grampian Police or something.
Bugger.
After a brief discussion, during which said pig repeatedly asked Nonce-boy to "hold his cheek" etc... The policeman returned to his car, having unfortunately not given Bryan a cavity search.
This tale was followed on the journey home by Bryan nearly killing us both in his car on the road to Kurt's. Like a knob.
Oh Frogrest, when will you ever learn?