22nd May 1985... The Worst Day in History
On the 22nd day of May, in the year 1985. Jane Torvil and Christopher Dean slipped silently into the woods to dispose of their baby... Although both were reluctant they knew that failure to do so would result in them being stripped of their "BBC Sports Personality Of the Year Award"

The reason for this?... Bryan, the hideously deformed freak monster baby (see pics.)

He was found by a lovely woman called Irene and they lived happily ever after.		 Fat Baby Bryan
Bryan's Real Parents - Jane Torvil and Poncy Ice Skating Bloke
Above: Baby Bryan, Right: Bryan's Parents
OR DID THEY?!?!?!
Despite Everyone's best efforts, Bryan grew into a horrible hairy beast, hell bent on being "the Gayest man in the world". For more information see Byron's Profile below...

Above: Bryan Today
Profile of a Cock Smoker

Name: Bryan Forrest

Age: 19

Hobbies: Drums, Smoking Cock, Stealing babies and tying them to helium balloons, Raping gibbons, Poetry, Flower Arranging.

Qualifications: Training to be a "Home-maker" at Perth College

Favourite Food: Don't know, probably Moron Paste

Favourite Drink: Tennent's Tops or Blue WKD (they're one and the same"

Significant Others: Irene, Scott, Jenna and Emma

Life Ambition: To be crowned the World's Gayest Man, manage to lactate.

Friends: None
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