The  Bludgeoner
The Bludgeoner, or Le Bludgeoner as the French call it, is a very simple weapon. It consists of a club or large Nik-Nak with 2 or more nails driven through it. As it's name would suggest it is used to Bludgeon, or Bludgeon as the French would say.

This weapon is particularly useful against BRY-ON as he has a poorly formed skull (this can be seen by his ape-like apearannce) which is easy to bash in. Also he has a fondness for wood as it reminds him of his fucking drums... yadda yadda yadda.

The Equation of Bludgeoning:

Bludgeoner + Bryan's Crap Head + >10N = A mess... YAY!

Effectiveness:

7 (9 if he's asleep)
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