| The Chimney Song there's something stuck up in the chimney and i don't know what it is but it's been there all night long. well, i waited up for santa all xmas night but he never came and it don't seem right. and there's something in the chimney and it doesn't make a sound, but i wish you merry xmas. there's something stuck up in the chimney and i don't know what it is, but it's been there all week long. well the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue and we don't know what we're gonna do. cos there's something in the chimney and it doesn't move around and it's been a week since xmas. there's something stuck up in the chimney and i don't know what it is but it's been there all month long. well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace. that there's something in the chimney and it doesn't talk at all and it's been there since last xmas. there's something stuck up in the chimney and i don't know what it is but it's been there all year long. i'll been waiting up for santa like i did last year but my brother says, he's already here... and he's stuck up in the chimney and he doesn't say a word and he'll be there every xmas. and we'll have him every xmas. |
| Fat Christmas (Sung to the tune of "White Christmas") I'm dreaming of a fat Christmas Fall fashions hide my double chin As I'm making the rounds And gaining ten pounds It's Christmas time, forget the gym ! I'm dreaming of a large buffet Say no to crudit�s and yes to cheese May your horsd'oeuvres be deep fried And please Serve chocolate cheesecake near your trees |
| And Now for some Christmas Songs ... |
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