"Frankly, I'm not surprised," said EMU Reading professor Richard Cavazos. Cavazos reacted with indifference upon further questioning.
Others were shocked as well.
"Who?" said EMU student Wes Jones, a vocation major, "I didn't even know we had a team."
The disciplinarian head coach of EMU football, Morehouse led the Everyman University Carrion gridiron to 2 wins and 31 total points his three season tenure with EMU. Morehouse seemed to emphasize self-motivated training, as players often held practice without Morehouse even being present. When present, Morehouse was often described by his players as a "raging alcoholic," a "bigot," and "ineffective."
EMU President Dave Phillips commented on the loss of the head coach earlier today.
"The man was a drunken, racist pig," Phillips said matter-of-factly. He added, "He won't be missed."
