Susan McMiller grilled by Student Greg Sanderson in the EMU Library foyer.
SM: Isn't this about books, or something?
GS: Ah, dodging the question, huh? I've seen your type.
SM: I like reading.
GS: You do, do you?
SM: Yes. I do.
GS: Well, now for my next question. How long have you been the head librarian here at EMU?
SM: Since my mother Helena, the former head librarian, died in a tragic accident.
GS: Yes, indeed. This question comes from Officer Suez. Is it true that it has been your lifelong goal to become the head librarian at EMU?
SM: Yes. I love books and reading.
GS: Hmm. This one comes from Agent Cavazos. Where were you on the night of April 4, 2005?
SM: Doctor Cavazos?
GS: ..No. Agent Cavazos.
SM: Oh.
(Pause; for time purposes, we'll skip ahead)
GS: What is your relationship with the Reading Department?
SM: What do you mean? Richard & I have had our problems, but we've worked through them.
GS: No, I meant does the library & the Reading Department work together at all?
SM: Oh, yeah. We have book rallies. And they rent from us.
GS: What about Dr. Marsha and the Writing Department?
SM: What are you implying?
GS: Hey you you. I ask, you answer. You. So can we expect another Progressive Library Convention at EMU next year?
SM: No, not after the 'incident.'
(Interview was interrupted by routine fire drills in the library)
