| Honors Program @ EMU |
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| We are Everyman Honors. We offer an array of opportunities and chances in our pogram If you are interested in us, here is what we look for: What do you want? The will to achieve -We like overachieving, underachieving, and even pseudoacheiving; ya know, the kind that people do when they think they're smart but really aren't?! The possessing of being oneself -This is very important to us 1050 on SAT or passing grade on your state standardized test -Academics is a must. Additionally, we will expect this of you. Essentially we are building you into the Everymen of tomorrow. Whats in it for me? Access to the EMU Lounge! -There shall be no funny business. This is our lounge. Easy access to professors, teachers, administrators and food service people -Access to phone numbers, addresses, personal financial information, webcams, and more! Privilege to look down on others -Some everymen are more equal than others Access to the best classes on campus -You are required to take an Introductory Reading course, Vanilla Math, Writing Utensils, and retake the 2nd semester of your Senior year in high school -There shall be no negotiating in this; if you can't take it, then maybe you're not Honors material Student Leaders -Oooh, power trips much Access, Access, Access! Privileges -Don't abuse, or punishment shall be swift and just Preferences given to Science majors Lounge access--30 cents a week -Put it in the piggy bank; we'll be watching |
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| THIS is Everyman University Honors. I am Carlisle Quarterly. I obtained my PhD from DeVry and as a recipient of a cereal box doctorate in Diversion Studies, you WILL call me Dr. Quarterly. NO LESS! I really am a fun-loving guy though and we'll have a good time in the heart of the Trans-Pecos southern border if you come be an Everyman like me! I do wish to be called Dr. Quarterly in class, but outside of class, like in the lounge where all the privileges and access takes place, the kids call me Home Dog Quarterly. I once stared on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Guess which I was... my name's Carlisle! -Dr. Carlisle Quarterly |