Willkommen!!!
(welcome)
"Hallo zehr, I im Dr. Ernst Gereinzenschaffmeier, ovair-seer off zee Jairmen depahtment hier it EfferyMann Uni!  I im exxtremely entused abawt zee oppahtunity to deerect schtudents een zehr schtudies of zee vonderfall Jairmen langvuage!  Beeleef me, zehr ees no mohr exxciteenk feeleenk een zee vorld zan zat off lerhning a new langvuage!  Ower depahtment hier it EMU ahffers is much ass iny ahzah prokram inyvehr.  I zink you vill qvickly see zat zehr ess a laht mohr to zee Jairmen langvuage ant caltur zan you preeweeiously zought!  Jist take a peek at ower intehrnet-plaze hier to see ahl zat avaits you een zee EMU Jairmen classs!"
Germ 101: Intro to German - Dr. Theo Hermanschmitt
Germ 201: Details of German - Dr. Manni Werdenlicht
German 212: Secert German Tenses - Dr. Ingrid Wittensmuller-Smith
Germ 232: More German Tenses Revealed - Dr. Hans Jorgenlufter
Germ 301: Complexities of German Linguistic Structures - Dr. Karl Chemblansky
Germ 333: The Crude Mannerisms of Bavarians - Dr. Roger Meierwitz
Germ 344: The Crude Mannerisms of East-Germans - Dr. Manfred Manfrederstein
Germ 401: Mystical German Intricacies (Honors Only) - Dr. Memi Kuhlerschtitz
Germ 412: You Can Read German, Too - Dr. Otto H. C. Tierenienstat
Germ 424: Doing It Like The Germans - Dr. Max Ritter
Germ 501: Dutch May Sound Like German, But It Is Not German - Dr. Marie Zippleniffit
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