This site is a parody. It is not an actual college,university, or any instution of learning whatsoever. You can still fill out the application (we think it's funny.) Doing so will not harm you in any way (except for your pride if you get accepted.) However, only put in sensitive information (credit card numbers, social security numbers, etc.) if you're a complete moron.
We're not actually asking for these things. Put in something of hilarity.
Also, beginning August '05, we are not responsible for any bodily harm you experience during your visit to our website.
IMAGES
Almost all of the images used on this website were acquired from performing an image search on Google. If you would like us to remove any image used on the website, please e-mail us.
OTHER
If you have another problem, please e-mail us and let us know. As stated, this site is created solely for the purpose of making you, and ourselves, laugh. It's probably just us laughing though...
EVERYMAN UNIVERSITY FAQ
Q: I want to be an Everyman. Where do I sign up?
A: If you wish to be accepted, just fill out the application located on one of the pages. I forget where it is exactly. That is your first quest as an Everyman. Seek ye out the application, fill it out, and send it in for further review by the council. Seriously.
Q: Everyman has everything I ever wanted in an university, but how much will it cost?
A: Good question. Everyman is completely free to you, the everyman. The preamble to the Creed of the Everyman states that the cost of the "web student" shall be free of all monetary dues. That is, unless you want to give us money. If that is the case, e-mail us and I... erm, WE will be glad to accommodate you.
Q: I went to Presidio, Texas and couldn't find the EMU campus. What's the deal?
A: ...
Q: Everyman University is by far the greatest school out there. Carry-on Carrion! Also, along with finding everything on the site extremely funny, I've come to realize my eternal love for you guys.
A: We get this one a lot, but um... thanks for the support. Ask about buying an EMU T-shirt.