The Hottie Awards
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silver king's crown
hearts of fire crown
See these two crowns? One of them is a silver king's crown to be bestowed upon our hottie king. The one on the right is called Hearts of Fire, which shall be bestowed upon all the other hottie royalty. May the hottest one win!
Please take note that neither Johnny nor I are promoting smoking.
And the silver king's crown goes to...Johnny Depp! He is our reigning King of Hotness and also the Supreme God of Hotness.

why he's hot: Look at the picture! Go on, look at it!

*Take note that neither Johnny Depp nor I am promoting smoking. It's very very bad! Please get hooked on safer things - like reading or staring at His Majesty Johnny.
I own 2 shares of Orlando Bloom @ hsx.com!
Our smaller version of the silver crown goes to Orlando Bloom, who will be the God of Hotness and Prince Hot. (Or Charming, if you prefer.) Congrats, Orli!

why he's hot: Like we need a reason!
Okay, you don't even wanna know what nasty thing I came up with for this picture!
Winner of the Hearts of Fire Crown:

Hottest Butt Kicker: Justin Berfield
why he's hot: Who doesn't love a bad boy like Reese (and the sweet guy Jusin actually is)?
Winners of the Hearts of Fire Crowns:

Sexiest Voices: Chester Bennington (Linkin Park)
                         Jason Wade (Lifehouse)
                         Alex Band (The Calling)
                         Enrique Iglesias
why they're hot: Jason and Alex share those soft, deep voices; Enrique is your perfect Latin lover (sorry about the cliche!); and underneath all the screaming Chester has the perfect voice that will take him far beyond Linkin Park - even though we don't mind him where he is right now!
I love...his voice!
Hey, what are they [the rest of the band] doing there? How rude! (hehehee)
Why do they only have, like, 2 songs out?
He could be your hero baby...But isn't he Anna Kournikova's? Will he stand by her forever? We really hope not...
more awards after our commercial break...
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