A.G. = annoying girl
antique town = "Old Towns" or stores that sell antiques (or even antique imitations)
blond moments = dumb moments. No offy to any blondes.
Britishism = talking with a British accent
cheapies = stores that sell stuff cheap
chich = humongous, gargantuan, elephantile, pig-like. Derived from chicharon whose plural is chicharones, which is a Filipino snack of gross crunchy pork rinds.
chimp movie = chick flick
contro = controversy
convo = conversation
goose tape = duct tape
gosh posh = gossip
hellus nous = hell no!
hiatus = vacation in Hollywood speak
hugfest = extreme hugging with lots of people. Tearfest is appropriate; kissfest is just insane.
journie = journal
juveniles = someone a year younger than yourself
kickfest = extreme kicking
lake people = fine + dandy day type people
LFP = Least Favorite Person/People
lol = lots of love
mainers = homeroom
main purpose of straitjacket = good grades, learning, etc.
mental institutions = the Mad House + straitjacket
no offy = no offense
padded cells = bedroom or classroom
periodicals = period, "feminine issues," etc.
psychocrap = physiocrats, a history term
quackers = crackers
scratchfest = scratchy catfight
smackdown = a nasty fight which usually results in a falling out
so-called popular = self-explanatory
straitjacket = school
Welcome to Yawnersville = something so boring you drool hangs down to the Earth's core
wheelie = rolling backpack