I was born in Des Moines, Iowa at the Iowa Methodist Hospital on March 18, 1984. That means that I am 18. And you know what that means... Muahahahaaa... I was born short and fat and I've grown to be tall and thin. The logic behind this baffles me. My moms name is Camille, my fathers Bob- Robert Harvey. I have this thing about privacy, so I'm not telling my real last name. So we'll just say it's Waggie. It's a variation of my last name and some of my friends call me it. So... my parents named me Chelsea after "Chelsea Morning" by Joni Mitchell. I must say, it's quite an honor to be named after such a great song by such a great singer. My middle name is Kalinich, my mothers maiden name. Thus, I'm Chelsea Kalinich Waggie. Nice to meet ya.