What Not Wisdom

Welcome to my What Not Wisdom page. Umm....what can I say about this page? Well it has some interesting things in it. Things I just picked up from here and there

*Death knocks on everyones door, it's up to you when you answer it
*If practise makes perfect and nobody's perfect, what's the point of practising?
*An advantage of talking to yourself is you know someone is listening
*Don't drink drive, you might spill your drink
*Risk nothing and you risk everything
*Shit Happens, deal with it and move on with your life
*My insanity keeps me sane
*We are not what we perceive ourselves to be. What we see ourselves to be is merely what others make us out to be
*We are all prisoners of our own minds
*People can only put us down if we let them
*When a guy talks dirty to a girl, it's called sexual harassment. But when a girl talks dirty to a guy it's $4.95 a minute
*I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
*Sex is hereditary. If you�re parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
*What�s the point of destruction if no �precious� lives are lost?
*Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
*Life�s a glitch, and then you die.
*Parent�s; can�t live with �em, can�t live without �em (Unless you�re a test tube baby)
*One day you�ll ask me, �What�s more important? Me or your life?� And I�ll say my life and you�ll walk away not knowing you are my life
*I�m not myself today, maybe I�m you
*When you say, "I love you", mean it.
*Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
*When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
*Maybe the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
*You can't move ahead with your life until you stop living the past
*You laugh at me because I�m different, I laugh at you because your all the same.
*No one is interested in my underpants. �(Bart Simpson)
*Existence is eternal, as long as there is life and death.
*You are what you believe you are. No matter what anyone else thinks
*Cherish the time you have. Life only comes around once.
*It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
*The happiest of people don�t necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
*Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.
*Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.
*It's not a question of putting my foot in my mouth. It's a question of which foot goes in first?
*I didn't say it was your fault...I just said I was blaming you.

**NEVER SMILE AT A CROCODILE**