TEN PUBLIC SERVANTS STANDING IN A LINE
ONE OF THEM WAS DOWNSIZED AND THEN THERE WERE 9
9 PUBLIC SERVANTS WHO MUST NEGOTIATE
ONE JOINED A UNION AND THEN THERE WERE 8
8 PUBLIC SERVANTS THOUGHT THEY WERE IN HEAVEN
TIL ONE OF THEM WAS REDEPLOYED AND THEN THERE WERE 7
7 PUBLIC SERVANTS, THEIR JOBS AS SAFE AS BRICKS
BUT ONE OF THEM WAS RECLASSIFIED AND THEN THERE WERE 6
6 PUBLIC SERVANTS TRYING TO SURVIVE
ONE OF THEM WAS PRIVATISED AND THEN THERE WERE 5
5 PUBLIC SERVANTS READY TO GIVE MORE
BUT ONE GOLDEN HANDSHAKE REDUCED THEM TO 4
4 PUBLIC SERVANTS FULL OF LOYALTY
THEIR JOBS WERE READVERTISED THEN THERE WERE 3
3 PUBLIC SERVANTS UNDER REVIEW
ONE LEFT ON SECONDMENT AND THEN THERE WERE 2
2 PUBLIC SERVANTS COPING ON THE RUN
ONE WENT ON STRESS LEAVE THEN THERE WAS 1
THE LAST PUBLIC SERVANT AGREED TO RELOCATE
HE WAS REPLACED BY 10 CONSULTANTS AT TWICE THE HOURLY RATE