9 PUBLIC SERVANTS WHO MUST NEGOTIATE
ONE JOINED A UNION AND THEN THERE WERE 8

8 PUBLIC SERVANTS THOUGHT THEY WERE IN HEAVEN
TIL ONE OF THEM WAS REDEPLOYED AND THEN THERE WERE 7

7 PUBLIC SERVANTS, THEIR JOBS AS SAFE AS BRICKS
BUT ONE OF THEM WAS RECLASSIFIED AND THEN THERE WERE 6

6 PUBLIC SERVANTS TRYING TO SURVIVE
ONE OF THEM WAS PRIVATISED AND THEN THERE WERE 5

5 PUBLIC SERVANTS READY TO GIVE MORE
BUT ONE GOLDEN HANDSHAKE REDUCED THEM TO 4

4 PUBLIC SERVANTS FULL OF LOYALTY
THEIR JOBS WERE READVERTISED THEN THERE WERE 3

3 PUBLIC SERVANTS UNDER REVIEW
ONE LEFT ON SECONDMENT AND THEN THERE WERE 2

2 PUBLIC SERVANTS COPING ON THE RUN
ONE WENT ON STRESS LEAVE THEN THERE WAS 1

THE LAST PUBLIC SERVANT AGREED TO RELOCATE
HE WAS REPLACED BY 10 CONSULTANTS AT TWICE THE HOURLY RATE