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�I know death hath ten thousand several doors For men to take their exit.�
�A person doesn't die when he should but when he can.�
�Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying.�
�I feel no pain dear mother now, But oh, I am so dry! O take me to a brewery, And leave me there to die.�
�Death is a Dialogue between, The Spirit and the Dust.�
�Time flies, death urges, knells call, Heaven invites, Hell threatens.�
�Lovely in death the beauteous ruin lay; And if in death still lovely, lovelier there; Far lovelier! Pity swells the tide of love.�
�While man is growing, life is in decrease; And cradles rock us nearer to the tomb. Our birth is nothing but our death begun.�
�But I will be, A bridegroom in my death, and run into't As to a lover's bed.�
�The world is the mirror of myself dying.�
"And I will show that nothing can happen more beautiful than death.�
�It costs me never a stab nor squirm To tread by chance upon a worm. 'Aha, my little dear,' I say, 'Your clan will pay me back one day.�
�One owes respect to the Living. To the Dead, one owes only Truth.�
�This suspense is killing me, I hope it lasts.�
�Sleep, Those little slices of Death How I loathe them.�
�It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.�
�One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.�
�Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.�
�Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily as lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.�
�When one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language.�
�Watching a peaceful death of a human being reminds us of a falling star; one of a million lights in a vast sky that flares up for a brief moment only to disappear into the endless night forever.�
�Men fear death as children fear to go into the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.�
�A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist.�
�Truth sits upon the lips of dying men.�
�I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead.�
�While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.�
�A dead atheist is someone who is all dressed up with no place to go.�
�The death of what's dead is the birth of what's living.�
�Pale death with an impartial foot knocks at the hovels of the poor and the palaces of king.�
�Death is feared as birth is forgotten.�
�I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge, that myth is more potent that history.
I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts - that hope always triumphs over experience �
that laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death�
�When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his
deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.�
�We all labor against our own cure, for death is the cure of all diseases.�
�If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they
do.�
�The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.�
�Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish it's source. It dies of blindness
and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.�
�There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.�
�A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths are a statistic.�
�Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.�
�There is no goal better than this one: to know as you lie on your deathbed that you lived your true life, and you
did whatever made you happy.�
�Death ends a life, not a relationship.�
�We must love one another or die�
�Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes�
-Benjamin Franklin
�We cast away priceless time in dreams, born of imagination, fed upon illusion, and put to death by reality.�
�I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death.�
�A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious
basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and
hope of reward after death.�
�I expose slavery in this country, because to expose it is to kill it. Slavery is one of those monsters of darkness
to whom the light of truth is death.�
�Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome�
�The silence that guards the tomb does not reveal God's secret in the obscurity of the coffin, and the rustling of
the branches whose roots suck the body's elements do not tell the mysteries of the grave, by the agonized sighs
of my heart announce to the living the drama which love, beauty, and death have performed.�
�It's not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it's the way people look and laugh, and run
up the steps of omnibuses.�
-Virginia Woolf
"For many, negative thinking is a habit, which over time, becomes an addiction... A lot of people suffer from
this disease because negative thinking is addictive to each of the Big Three -- the mind, the body, and the
emotions. If one doesn't get you, the others are waiting in the wings."
�People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions,
religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they
ever needed to search was within.�
-Ramona L. Anderson
�*Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone.
�There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugs, they are weak men. Only strong men are sired,
and they cure themselves.�
�*You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them
to sit down and shut-up.
"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
"Facts are stupid things."
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
"Most lies about blondes are false."
"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."
"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included."
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
"Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. "
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting
that a new world is born."
�A friend is one who walks in when others walk out�
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my
friend. "
�Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.�
�My friends are my estate.�
"Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up
his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up. "
�Tell me who's your friend and I'll tell you who you are.�
�That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.�
�The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.�
�The best mirror is an old friend.�
�The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love do not require coupons.�
�The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.�
�The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments
of life that are utterly simple?�
�The road to a friend's house is never long�
�The dream is real, my friends. The failure to realize it is the only unreality.�
�The finest kind of friendship is between people who expect a great deal of each other but never ask it.�
�The heart may think it knows better: the senses know that absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends. The friend becomes a traitor by breaking, however unwillingly or sadly, out of our own zone: a hard judgment is passed on him, for all the pleas of the heart.�
�The only way to have a friend is to be one�
�The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him ��
�Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.�
�True friends stab you in the front.�
�We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.�
�We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have done so much for so long with so
little that we are now able to do anything with nothing.�
�You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints
in the sands of time?�
�Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city�
�He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead�
�Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you,
here's to ME!�
�His ignorance is encyclopedic�
�I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a
housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.�
�I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better�
�I don't mind where people make love, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.�
�I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.�
�I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.�
�The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.�
�There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced
by sadness.�
�There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and, after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.�
�There is no happiness for people at the expense of other people.�
�To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.�
�When one door to happiness closes, another opens. But often we look so long at the closed door we do not see
the one which has been opened to us.�
�Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.�
�You can't have everything, where would you put it?�
�The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, and not our circumstances.�
�The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions. The little soon forgotten charities of a kiss or a smile, a
kind look, a heartfelt compliment, countless infinitesimal of pleasure and genial feelings.�
�The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.�
�The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.�
-Author: Victor HugoV
�The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.�
�I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to
make it interesting.�
�I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.�
�If I'm not back in five minutes.. wait longer�
-Jim Carrey
�Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.�
�It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.�
�It's not the men in my life that count, its the life in my men.�
�Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else�
�No nice men are good at getting taxis�
�The report of my death was an exaggeration After reading his own obituary, June 2 1897�
�The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.�
"Genius without education is like silver in the mine."
"There are several good protections against temptation but the surest is cowardice."
"There are some remedies worse than the disease."
"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of
doing it."
"Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."
"Where prejudice exists it always discolors our thoughts."
"I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a
human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse."
"I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens
resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception."
"He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help."
"An actor is a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening."
"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
"Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on; he or she misses the whole point
and spoils the show."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
"The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held."
"Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time; for that's the stuff life is made of."
"Any system of government will work when everything is going well. It's the system that functions in the
pinches that survives."
"An empty stomach is not a good political advisor."
"The greatest evil which fortune can inflict on men is to endow them with small talents and great ambition."
�They that sow in tears shall reap in joy�
�Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get
angry, they bring about a change.�
�We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the
same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.�
�Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.�
�The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.�
�However long the night, the dawn will break.�
�I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad.�
�I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.�
�It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.�
�Have you ever had a dream you were so sure it was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?�
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