At the exact second of birth:
A Goth thinks: oooooh blood!
A not Goth baby thinks: ewwwww blood!

When their umbilical cord is cut:
Most Goth babies think two things: well there goes the best bit of bondage gear I'll ever own and/or hey doctor can I keep that to show it to my friends?
A not Goth baby will think: inny or outty??

When they cry it's because:
A Goth baby: it's bright, it's cold.. I don't have sunglasses yet and dammit now the doctor isn't spanking me anymore
A not Goth baby: why did I get spankied?? Where's my mommy??

Their reaction to being in the nursery:
Goth baby: shut these fucking brats up! I'm trying to write my first poem
Not Goth baby: the ceiling tiles scare me....

Their reaction to being clothed for the first time:
Goth baby: it's not black... I will kill you later when I can walk
Not Goth baby: fuzzy!

Upon seeing their parents for the first time:
Goth baby: fuck! You don't look anything like siouxsie! I only came out of that place because they told me I was the love child of Andrew eldridge and siouxsie!
Not Goth baby: Hi! Love me!

Upon leaving the hospital to go home:
Goth baby: oh suck! It's even brighter out here.
Not Goth baby: there's more!?

Goth baby: breast milk? Ptui! I thought this was a white Russian! barkeep!
Non-Goth baby: mmmmm! warm and fuzzy!

Goth baby with first teddy: "Give me your eyes so I might see, a blind teddy kissing my hand." *yanks!*
Non-Goth baby with first teddy: mmmm warm and fuzzy! *yanks!*

Goth baby lying on counter top: *grabs pouporri* Hmm... this'll do for a clove, now where's my lighter?
Non-Goth baby lying on counter top: ohhhhhh lookit da pretty lights!

Goth baby meets non-Goth baby: Whoa! Robert Smith with no hair!
Non Goth baby meets Goth baby: Mummmmmmmy!" *whimper*