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navy - document to be MSTed
This isn't meant to hurt anyone's feelings, it's just for fun, really. Please don't flame us too harshly. ^_^
Zel: shakes his head and sighs So we're more than halfway now?
Ser: Yeah, part 6 of 9.
Xel: ....hehehehehe.... ^_____^
Lina & Zel: �_�
Lina: Can we please move on?
Ser: Sure. tries to get up, but still has a certain Mazoku in her lap o_o' Alright, fine. points at the player and the part 5 tape floats out, then the part 6 tape flies in
Xel: You're so majikal. ^___^
Ser: ^_^ presses play on the remote
Zel: -_-'
<Chochosan> she could be yours if you'd just start picking up gems ;.;
Xel: Oh, look Cho thinks she owns Lina. ^___^
Lina: �_�
<Lina`Inverse`> grrr
<Lina`Inverse`> i'm not your's to give away, Cho
Lina: Yeah! �_�
<Chochosan> yes you are ;.;
<Lina`Inverse`> no i'm not
Xel: Yes you are. ^_^
Lina: No I'm not. �_�
Ser: Yes you are. ^_^
Lina: No I'm not! -_-;
<^Xelloss^> o_o I don't want Lina-san
Ser: If you don't, I do... *_*
Lina: blushes -_-'
<Chochosan> yes you do ;.;
<^Xelloss^> I want Seraya back, unharmed
* Chochosan sobs and starts pelting xel with purple gems
Zel: Throwing gems at the masochistic fruitcake... -_-
Xel: ^_~
<^Xelloss^> >_o hey, I didn't say pelt me with them
<Lina`Inverse`> hmm
<Lina`Inverse`> so, if i bring Seraya back, i could get that gem?
<^Xelloss^> o_o hey, she is NOT a bargaining chip
Xel: Yeah! She's so much more. ^_^
Ser: ^_^
Lina & Zel: -_-;
Lina: You two... �_�
Ser: Aww, you're just jealous. ^_~
Lina: o_o' Are not!
Ser: ^___^
<^Xelloss^> no matter what, I'm positive that she wouldn't want to be traded for the destruction of the world
<Chochosan> i just want the purple gem ;.;
* Chochosan continues pelting him with purple stones
<Chochosan> how the hell do we know which is which ;.;
Ser: I thought we already figured that one out...
<^Xelloss^> -_-' stop that Cho
<Chochosan> well you're not being helpful so i'm going to make you helpful
* _Ryoko goes and picks up gems and then throws them out of bordome
Lina: A lot of gems, two sides of a conflict... so where's the friction, the battle? o_O
Xel: Cho's not much of a fighter, she's more just a lover. ^_^
Zel: -_- You'd know, hm?
Xel: Sore wa... himitsu desu, Zelly. ^_~
<Lina`Inverse`> Alu musta taken her to Orochi's lair
<^Xelloss^> how bout this, you stop working for/with Orochi, swear to stop working for/with him, and I'll let you get the gem
<Lina`Inverse`> sorry....
<Lina`Inverse`> i will not betray my master...(says in a serious tone)
Xel: How sweet, she won't betray Cho. ^_^
Lina: growls lowly and introduces Xel's face to both her fists -_-;;
Xel: Arigato, Lina-san. ^-^
* Chochosan continues pelting him
<Chochosan> damnit xel ;.;
Xel: damns it ^_^
Lina & Zel: o_o;
<^Xelloss^> what ^^
* Chochosan sobs and pelts him more
<Chochosan> which one is the real gem damnit ;.;
<^Xelloss^> I'm not one to >_O stop
Ser: He sure isn't... dreamy sigh
Lina: ... -_-; I don't want to know.
Ser: ^_~
<Chochosan> no ;.;
<_Ryoko> Xel do you have a telipathic conection to Seraya?
Xel: Well, a connection of some sort, yes. ^_~
Ser: blushes ^_^'
<^Xelloss^> hmm? why?
* Chochosan continues pelting
<^Xelloss^> Chochosan! stop that!
Lina: pelts Xel with a few gems
Xel: �_�
Lina: ^_~
* Lina`Inverse` goes over to a few gems, picks them up and heads back to Xel
* ^Xelloss^ glances to Lina
* Lina`Inverse` hold one gem, then touches Xel, to see if it glows
* ^Xelloss^ looks unaffected at the gem touching his shoulder
Ser: Looks unaffected, anyway. ^_^
Zel: o_o' I don't want to know.
<^Xelloss^> -_-' not you too
* Lina`Inverse` throws it over her sholder and tries the next one
* ^Xelloss^ looks unaffected at the gem touching his shoulder again
<Lina`Inverse`> damnit....
Xel: Already did, remember? ^_^
Lina: -_-
<Orochi_Dragon> <Oro's voice> Chochosan, take this gem to help you find the REAL one...
* Chochosan blinks
<Chochosan> nani?
Ser: as Chochosan Who are you again?
Xel: Ah, Gourry-Cho, hm? ^_~
<^Xelloss^> �� should've guess Orochi would butt into this
* Chochosan looks around
*The yellow gem appears above Chochosan, it starts to fall
<Chochosan> of course i get the ugly colored gem �.�
Lina: Shouldn't she be more concerned with actually catching the thing?
* Mistal leaps and grabs the gem before Chochosan can catch it
Lina: Yeah, thought so. -_-
Zel: The logic in this battle... it's giving me a headache. -_-;
Xel: jumps into Zel's lap I'll kiss it and make it all better. ^___^
Zel: o_o;;; Get off me, kuso baka! beats Xel senseless and tosses him to the floor
Xel: ^___^ WAI!
Zel: -_-;;;
<Chochosan> ack!
* Mistal falls into a pool of gems
<Chochosan> you bastard ;.;
Lina: as Mistal Nyah nyah. :P
<^Xelloss^> ^-^ nice save Mistal
* `Cyria` blasts where Mistal Dissapeared.
Lina: as Mistal OW! It burns!
Ser: giggles
* ``Alucard holds out his hand with the blue gem glowing
<``Alucard> Come to me! I command it!
*Nothing happens to Alucard
Zel: Maybe if all the gems suddenly came up and crushed him. -_-'
* Chochosan snaps and makes a sword appear in her hand
* Mistal stands up holding the yellow gem
<Mistal> How sad, can't even catch a gem.
* Mistal laughs at Chochosan
Ser: Ah ha. Ha.
Lina: Ha, ha. Ha. -_-
Zel: ... Ha. -_-
Xel: laughs insanely, sitting in his chair again
<Chochosan> it's not my fault you're taller than me ;.;
<Mistal> Zagat!! You take over, I'm taking this back to Mikhal!!
Xel: Aww, he's leaving Zagat. ^_^
Zel: -_-;
<_Ryoko> could you telipathicly connect with me Xel?
* ^Xelloss^ shrugs
<^Xelloss^> I don't know
Lina: Wow, the almighty Xelloss admitting he doesn't know something.
Xel: �_� Take that back.
Lina: No. ^_^
Xel: -_- Alright... yells a warcry and dives towards Lina
Lina: O_O; runs offscreen, the Mazoku in hot pursuit Zel, Ser, help!
Zel: o_o; chases after them
Ser: Wait, what about... -_-; chases after Zel
* Chochosan starts crying again
<^Xelloss^> -_-'
* `Cyria` sneaks around behind Mistal and blasts him while he's laughing at Chochosan.
* Mistal dives into the gem-like pool, Cyria's shot just barely missing him
<`Cyria`> No!!
* Lina`Inverse` sits down and feels kinda dizzy now for some reason
<Chochosan> damnit ;.;
Lina: runs by, tossing fireballs behind her Leave me alone!
* `Cyria` chases after Mista;
<Lina`Inverse`> @.@
<Chochosan> guys piss me off
Xel: ducks another fireball as he floats by Not till you take it back! �_�
<Chochosan> just another reason they should all die �.�
* Chochosan looks around for signs of mistal �.�
* ^Xelloss^ glances at Lina
<^Xelloss^> are you okay?
Zel: runs by Xel, leave her alone!
* Lina`Inverse` holds her head....
* `Cyria` lost him, "Damn!!"
* Mistal "swims" through the gems down through where the grating is and breaks for the exit
<Chochosan> where are you you little bastard �.�
Ser: stops in front of the screen and leans against the seats, breathing deeply -_-; They'll be back eventually. sits down in the middle seat .. I hope. o_o;
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<^Xelloss^> <Seraya, are you still alright? Alucard's not with you...>
<Seraya> <No, now I'm alone with him... *fear obvious in her voice*>
Ser: I'm such a wuss. ^_^
<^Xelloss^> <O_o uh oh>
<Orochi_Dragon> Now...
* Orochi_Dragon picks up Seraya by her neck
Ser: o_o rubs her neck He didn't have to be so rough, it was only acting. -_-;
* Seraya gasps and trembles, eyes wide in fear..
<^Xelloss^> <what's he doing?!>
Ser: Mean, evil things. �_�
A dark figure appears behind the seats, but Seraya doesn't notice yet.
<Seraya> <*chokes* Xel..!!!>
<^Xelloss^> <O_O!>
<^Xelloss^> O_O!
Ser: Various Expressions of Surprise II. ^_^ blinks and looks over her shoulder
???: Boo! ^_-
Ser: O_O! Hawk-san! ^_^
Hawk: chuckles and jumps into the seat at Ser's right Heya sis. ^_^
Ser: huggles him Hiya! ^-^
Hawk: So wha'cha doing? o_o sees Lina, Xel and Zel run by again
Ser: Er... ^_^' MSTing, actually.
Hawk: Oh, can I join?
Ser: Sure! ^_^
Hawk: smiles innocently I won't be harsh, I promise. ^_- holds up three middle fingers, spread apart
Ser: giggles ^_^ Silly.
* Orochi_Dragon cuts off Seraya's contact with Xel.
* Seraya shivers, feeling her link severed.. she's alone..
Hawk: o_o I didn't think telepathic links could be broken like that.
Ser: Orochi's a god-moder, that's all there is to it. -_-
Hawk: Ah, I see. �_�
* ^Xelloss^ gets a nasty backlash
<^Xelloss^> >_<!!
* ^Xelloss^ falls back
Hawk: thud sound
Ser: Hehehe.. ^_^
Hawk: What is with Xel, anyway? points at Lina and Xel running by again
Ser: ^_^' Lina-san made a comment he didn't like very much.
Hawk: o_o He doesn't usually set off that easily.
Ser: ^_^;;
<^Xelloss^> itai -_-
* Seraya coughs weakly, losing her air... "No..please....."
Hawk: Speaking of too harsh... �_�
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* Lina`Inverse` holds her head and just suddenly starts screaming
Ser: o_o
Hawk: o_O
Ser: She's under Orochi's influence. nodnods
Hawk: I was wondering why she had black hair and eyes. -_o
* Chochosan teleports in front of mistal, scowling
* Mistal stops and smirks at Chochosan
Hawk: as Mistal Heh heh heh heh heh... Looking for these? holds up an embarrassing article of clothing
Ser: laughs
Hawk: ^_-
* `Cyria` fades in behind Mistal, hoping she's not noticed...yet...
<Chochosan> that was a nasty nasty thing to do �.�
<Chochosan> that's just cruel, taking something even before i can catch it �.�
Hawk: o_o Why was she throwing them? tosses the embarrasing article behind the seats
Ser: It was a gem of great power, actually. ^_^'
Hawk: Ah, I see. -_- I still think those were funnier. points behind the seats ^_-
Ser: ^_~
<Mistal> Well I'm sure you've done nastier things, being evil and all
<Chochosan> pft
<Scout> *from the exit* Mistal-sama!! Behind you!!!
Ser: as Mistal Huh? turns around really slowly
Hawk: Something tells me you don't think too highly of Mistal.
Ser: How'd you tell? ^_~
<`Cyria`> DAmn it!!
Hawk: Too late, it's already cursed.
* Mistal turns his head slightly and swings his sword at Cyria
* `Cyria` blasts Mistal.
* `Cyria` is slashed across the chest, "AHHHHH!!" She colappses onto the ground.
Hawk: o_o And what rating is this?
Ser: It's supposed to be PG-13. ^_^;
Hawk: Uh huh...
Xel: appears with the usual smile in his face Hawkee, what a surprise! ^_^ glomps him
Hawk: -_-; Hi, Xel. pushes him into the last seat on the right
Xel: giggles So when'd you appear, anyway?
Hawk: Sore wa himitsu desu. ^_-
Xel: �_� coldly Not you too.
Hawk: ^_^
Ser: giggles quietly
* Mistal 's hand gets blasted, his sword flies into the wall
* Chochosan stabs at mistal with her sword while is back is turned
* Mistal gets stabbed through the shoulder
<Mistal> Grrrr...
Hawk: as Mistal My favorite shirt! O_O
* `Cyria` is slowly bleeding to death.
* Lina`Inverse` quiets down, but continues to hold her head
<Lina`Inverse`> *ugh*
Xel: Poor Lina-san. ;_; Speaking of which...
Lina appears again and drops into the seat at Ser's left, breathing heavily Geez, did you have to chase me all over the island?!
Hawk: o_o'
Xel: smiles innocently ^_^
Ser: o_o rests a hand lightly on Lina's shoulder and casts a healing There, all better. ^_^
Lina: Thanks, Ser-san. ^_^
* ^Xelloss^ shakes his head, one eye opening >_o
<^Xelloss^> ouch ouch
<^Xelloss^> that was a bad backlash there
* ^Xelloss^ slowly stands up, looking up
Xel: I'm getting beat up and not enjoying it. ;_;
Lina: Good. �_�
Zel: sits down in the last seat at Lina's left, slightly winded Kuso baka fruitcake. -_-;
Xel: I always wanted you all chasing me. ^_~
Lina & Zel: -_-'
* Lina`Inverse` sits by the wall, holding her head and rocking back and forth
* Chochosan walks over and picks up his sword
Xel: Ooh, look, Cho's picking up his "sword". ^_~
Hawk: chuckles
Lina: -_-; Not another one.
Hawk, Ser & Xel: What? ^_^
Lina: -_o;
<Chochosan> give me that gem back �.�
* Mistal turns and smirks...
<Mistal> Come and get it...
Zel: Have I mentioned how the strategy in this--
Lina, Ser & Xel: YES! �_�
Hawk: o_o?
Zel: o_o; OK, ok...
* ^Xelloss^ tries to focus on Mistal's fight, but his sight is a tad blurry, even when using his astral sight
* _Ryoko see how mistal is doing and flies twords him sword ready
* Chochosan snaps, making his sword disappear
<Mistal> Heh.. That's alright.. I have more where that came from...
Xel: Oooo... *_*
Hawk & Ser: hold Xel back before he glomps Mistal -_o;
* Lina`Inverse` suddenly stops
* Lina`Inverse` 's eyes are now completely black (no whites)
Lina: o_o That looks real evil.
Zel: -_o; Yeah, it does.
Xel: Let me see Mistal's multiple "sword"s! *_*
Ser: -_-;
<Chochosan> good
* Chochosan nods
*A rock flies at Chochosan's head from behind
Zel: -_o And her skull is smashed and she dies, the end. -_-;
Lina: o_o Why are you so dark lately, Zel-san?
Zel: points at the Mazoku finally calming down
Lina: Oh... -_-
* Chochosan gets hit and turns around
<Chochosan> �.�
* Chochosan holds the back of her head
Ser: as Chochosan Itaaaaaiiii!! ;_; runs off for some comfort food
<Scout> Mistal-sama!!
* Scout waves
* ^Xelloss^ takes a deep breath, and whips out one of the daggers that he stole from Chochosan, and throws it at her
<Chochosan> iieeeeeee ;.;
Hawk: Hmm, she's suddenly getting beat up.
Lina: Well, she is an evil character.
Hawk: I'm picking up on that. -_o'
* Lina`Inverse` says quietly "Dark Blade" and a sword made of dark energy appears in her hand
* Mistal tackles Chochosan from behind
* Chochosan gets tackled and grumbles
Xel: blows a whistle Roughing the seductive sadist, 15 yard penalty on the defense. ^_^
Ser: Boo!
Hawk: o_o'
Ser: ^_^;
* Lina`Inverse` stands up
* Mistal rolls over Chochosan and hands the gem to the scout, the scout throws down a smoke bomb and vanishes
* Lina`Inverse` silently walks up behind Xel and attempts to stab her Dark Sword through him
Lina: cheers herself on
* ^Xelloss^ whips around and dodges, getting a slash on his arm
Lina: Kuso. -_-'
* ^Xelloss^ jumps away from Lina
Zel: That's something else I've noticed, Xel's acting very human in this. o_o
Xel: �_� Baka Orochi took my magic away in the game. -_-
Lina: whispers to Zel We'll have to learn how to do that.
Zel: nods
* ^Xelloss^ bounds over to Chochosan, and hands her the other dagger he took from her, then runs off
* Lina`Inverse` jumps at Xel, atempting to slash right down him
* ^Xelloss^ continues to dodge Lina as he does so
Xel: as himself HA! Ha haha! I'm way too fast for you! ^_^
Ser: giggles quietly You're fast all the time, Xel-chan. ^_~
Xel: ^_~
* `Cyria` lays on the ground, unconcious, and bleeding to death...
Lina: -_o Isn't anyone going to help her?
Ser: Eventually. nods
* Chochosan smacks her head on the floor repeatedly
Hawk: gong sound effect ^_^
<Chochosan> i just want my purple gem damnit ;.;
<Chochosan> for god's sake is that too much to ask ;.;
All: deadpan Yes. It is. -_-
* Chochosan sobs
<Orochi_Dragon> *voice in Chochosan's head* Forget the yellow gem, get the purple one...
Zel: Doesn't seem too concerned about the lost gem.
Ser: Oro always was overconfident. -_-;
<Chochosan> how will i find it without another gem? ;.;
*The orange gem appears in Chochosan's hands.
* Chochosan blinks and sniffs
<Orochi_Dragon> *voice in Chochosan's head* Don't lose this one.
Ser: as Chochosan But what if I do?
Hawk: as Orochi Then horrible torture will be your reward. �_�
Ser: as Chochosan *_*
Xel: ^_^ Can I watch? ^___^
Ser: ^_^
Lina & Zel: -_-'
<Chochosan> ...hai...
* Chochosan sighs and gets up, walking back towards the pile of purple gems
* _Ryoko slashes at her hand insted as the gem apears in it
<Chochosan> gack get away ;.;
Zel: If someone's really intent on attacking you, I don't think "get away" will help.
* Chochosan stabs ryoko with her dagger and pushes past
* _Ryoko moves so it hits her side still gets cut but not as bad
Zel: That helps, though. -_-'
* Lina`Inverse` says seriously and quietly....."Shadow Snap" and throws a dagger at Xel's shadow, stopping
<^Xelloss^> -_- I hate that thing
Ser: Ooh, helpless Xel-chan. *_*
Xel: ^_~
* Lina`Inverse` teleports in front of Xel
* ^Xelloss^ swings his staff forward, shoving the sharp end towards Lina
* Lina`Inverse` jumps up, landing on top of Xel's head
Hawk: O_O Did I see what I just thought I saw?
Lina: thwacks Hawk a few times, blushing Not that head, you kuso baka. -_-;
Hawk: Itai. ;_;
Xel: *_* Sounds right to me. ^_____^
<^Xelloss^> o_o what is it with people now a days and my head or shoulders?
* ^Xelloss^ blasts a large shot of energy with the gem he has
* Lina`Inverse` flips back down in front of Xel
Ser: as Lina Who's too fast for who now, hmm? �_�
* Lina`Inverse` teleports back to Orochi's Lair
* ^Xelloss^ turns, after fighting Lina, to watch Chochosan
* Mistal runs off back to Izumo
* _Ryoko watches choch and waits
Hawk: Lots and lots of watching and waiting, where's the battle? o_O
Zel: It ran away until it wanted to come back.
* Chochosan starts at the edge of the pile and starts picking up gems, one by one, and putting them into another pile
* Chochosan sighs, waiting for a reaction from one of the gems she picks up
<Chochosan> where are you geeeeemmmm ;.;
Lina: as the gem AAH! Put me down, you hentai!
Hawk & Ser: laugh
Ser: I dunno, I'm sure she could find an ecchi use for a gem. ^_~
Hawk: Wow, sis, what filthy thoughts. ^_- Welcome to my world. ^_^
Ser: ^_^
*Chochosan senses the tip of a sword-blade pointing at her head
* Chochosan rolls her eyes
<Chochosan> damnit who is it this time �.�
Xel: It's not the "sword" you think it is. ^____^ ducks a few fireballs and freeze arrows
<Zagat> What do you think you're doing, little lady?
<Chochosan> trying to find the purple gem, what does it look like i'm doing?
Hawk: as Zagat Uuuuuhhhhh.... yes?
<Zagat> As long as you're an Orochi Minion, I can't let you do that.
<Chochosan> oh just buzz off �.�
Ser: hums Flight of the Bumblebee ^_~
<`Cyria`> * A blast of energy flies at Zagat. Cyria is leaning on the door frame.
<`Cyria`> You heard her, buzz off!
* Zagat gets blasted and falls on Chochosan
<Chochosan> gack!
Xel: Zagat's how tall?
Ser: Eight foot.
Xel: And how heavy is Zagat?
Zel: Considerably.
Xel: And how strong is Chochosan?
Lina: Not very.
Xel: And what's the end result?
Hawk: squish sound ^_^
* ^Xelloss^ frowns at Cyria, then blasts a beam of energy at her
* Chochosan falls over with a zagat on top of her �.�
Xel: Too bad, I'd think she'd be glad for Zagat on top of her. ^_~
Lina: -_-; Hentai.
Hawk, Ser & Xel: Thank you! ^_^
Lina & Zel: o_o;
* Zagat rolls off Chochosan
* `Cyria` is hit by Xelloss's blast, and falls unconcious again.
* ^Xelloss^ watches Cyria fall unconscious and nods
Hawk: as Xel Hmph. �_�
* Chochosan stands up, muttering, and goes back to picking up each gem and placing them in her pile
*Xel, Alucard, and Chochosan's gems all glow brightly... The purple gems start to fade a bit...
Xel: Ladies and gentlemen...
* Chochosan blinks
Xel: Boys and girls...
<Chochosan> nani?
Xel: Angels and demons...
<^Xelloss^> o_o huh?
Xel: Metallica is here. ^_^
*All of the gems fade to black
Hawk: pulls an electric guitar out of thin air and starts playing Fade to Black
Xel: ^_^
* _Ryoko looks for a gem that will remane
* Chochosan raises her eyebrow
* ^Xelloss^ watches the gems fade to black
<^Xelloss^> o_O'
Ser: presses stop on the remote and listens to Hawk's playing
Lina: Hmm, not too bad...
Hawk: It's probably the only good Metallica there is. �_� keeps playing
Zel: Most of their stuff is harsh, I think I have to agree.
Xel: Aww, you guys don't like Metallica? ;_;
Hawk, Lina, Ser & Zel: No.
Xel: Me neither. ^_^ giggles as the others facefault, Hawk dropping the guitar and it disappears