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navy - document to be MSTed
This isn't meant to hurt anyone's feelings, it's just for fun, really. Please don't flame us too harshly. ^_^
Wolf Pack Island. Xelloss is digging through a large cardboard box, tossing items out as he searches frantically.
Xel: I know it's here, Juuou-sama!
Zelas: I'm sure it is, but if you don't find it, what do we tell our guests, hm?
Xel: We can fake it if need be. ^_^' keeps searching
Seraya phases in and looks around.
Ser: Heya Xel, Zel. ^_^
Xel: pauses his search to wave at Ser, head and shoulders still in the box
Zelas: Hello, dear.
Xel: gets frustrated and ends up climbing into the box, all the way
Ser: blinks What's going on? walks over and peeks into the box
Xel: I KNOW it's here somewhere. a few things get tossed out of the box
Zelas: blows a smoke ring Xel's looking for the Best of PDX tape.
Ser: Oohh, you mean that's tonight?
Zelas: nods If he finds the tape, of course.
Xel: surfaces from the box holding a red chinese dress Hey, who's been going through my closet? ^_^
Ser: laughs
Xel: disappears back into the box, searching for the tape again
Ser: So who else is coming?
Zelas: Whoever we can capture and bring here. winks
Xel: stands up in the box I got it! climbs out of the box, holding the tape triumphantly
Ser: Alright, way to go Xel. ^_^
Zelas: Good, now that we have the tape, we can bring our guests here.
Lina and Zelgadis phase in, then look around bewildered.
Zel: sees where he is and who he's with Oh, no, not again...
Lina: grumbles Don't tell me.. looks around, seeing the large screen and row of chairs, Zelas already sitting in the far left seat Another MSTing?
Xel: Wonderful deduction, Lina-san. ^_^
Lina: sighs Why can't we do something normal for once?
Xel: smiles innocently Isn't this normal? ^_^
Zel: And if we refuse?
Zelas: grins, showing off her wolf-like teeth
Zel: o_o' I see.
Ser: Aww, come on, it won't be so bad. Besides, the sooner we start, the sooner we finish. ^_^
Lina: Yeah, I guess you have a point.. takes the far right seat, Zelgadis sitting to her left
Xel: You might even enjoy this one. I will. ^_^ takes the seat next to Zelgadis, Seraya sitting between him and Zelas
Zel: -_-' No way, I'm sitting next to the fruitcake. looks at Lina pleadingly, who says the same
Ser: Oh, alright, I'll switch with him.
Xel: phases into Ser's lap, smiling sweetly Or you could just stay here. ^_^
Ser: giggles It's tempting, but you're heavy. pokes his stomach All that ice cream and cake. ^_~
Xel: Ice cream. *_* Cake. *_*
Ser: laughs and hands him a bowl of ice cream, then moves into the seat next to Zel while Xel's occupied There, better? ^_^
Zel: eyes Seraya suspiciously
Xel: finishes the ice cream Thank you very much, Seraya-chan. ^_^
Ser: You're welcome, Xel. ^_^
Zel: looks between the two smilers Two of 'em...
Xel: ^_^
Ser: ^_^
Zelas: If you two are finished...
Xel: Quite. ^_^
Zelas: Then hit play, let's get started.
Xel: hits play on a little remote that appeared from nowhere Let the fun begin. ^_^
Lina & Zel: mutter mumble
* Kataro pushes the "RPG START" button.
Ser: We're sorry, but the button you've tried to push is out of order.
* `Cyria` is dressed once again in her tight jeans, blue vest, white T-Shirt , and blue headband. She walking through a cave in the Edo mountains.
Xel: *_* disappears a moment then reappears dressed in tight jeans What do you think, Zelly? ^_^
Zel: I think the lava's fumes have rotted your brain.
Xel: Actually, the lava has a very interesting effect on males. ^_^ Want to see? ^___^
Zel: O_O;;; NO!!
Zelas: chuckles
* `Cyria` looks around the dark tunnel. "This better not-AYIEEE!!" She falls into a pit and begins sliding down a strange slide like structure.
Lina: That looks like fun, actually.
* `Cyria` reaches the end of the slide and lands on her bum. "Oof!" She stands up, and rubs her butt, "Ow...that hurt..."
Lina: ... That didn't. shifts in her chair
* `Cyria` looks around.
* `Cyria` blinks, she's standing in a large empty battle arena. "Wow..."
Zelas: Ah, battle. This will be fun.
Xel: I said it would be. ^_^
Zel: Only for the masochists.
Ser: waves her hand And me! ^_^
* `Cyria` looks around and begins searching the area for signs of the gem.
Lina: Gem? Treasure??
Ser: Gems are usually treasure, right? ^_^
Lina: Well, there were some gems more valuable then others.
* `Cyria` moves down one of the side halls.
<`Cyria`> The gem must be in here somewhere...
Zel: dryly That is why you're in these caves.
Xel: Aww, is my Zel-kun in a bad mood? ^_^
Zel: reaches behind Ser and smacks Xel upside the head
Xel: ^_^
*Cyria notices another person sneaking through the halls
Lina: as a fanperson Cyria-sama, can I have your autograph??
* `Cyria` blinks, and quietly follows the other person, energy blast charged in her hand, ready to fire, should need be.
Zel: But she accidently sets it off, destroying the entire mountain. The end. stands up
Ser: pulls Zel back into his chair Don't make us tie you down. ^_^
Xel: Oohh... tied down Zel... *_*
Zel: glares at Xel and Ser dangerously
Xel: ^_^
Ser: ^_^
* `Cyria` tries to figure out who she's following.
*The person notices the light from Cyria's charging, he heads off quickly like a cat
Zelas: blows a smoke ring Which probably makes him a cat. �_�
Xel: Cats. �_�
* `Cyria` growls and follows as fast as she can.
* `Cyria` stops and looks around, "Damn...I lost it..."
Lina: Lost what?
Ser: Nothing, she's just lost it. ^_^
*The man runs up a pathway and climbs a ladder out of the underground ruins
* `Cyria` goes back to searching and finds a strange ladder...she climbs it.
Zel: She just happens to find the same exact ladder the Mysterious Figure(tm) finds.
Xel: Ah, the fun of randomness. ^_^
* `Cyria` looks out, "Hrm...the exit. Gotta remember this." She climbs back into the ruins and searches more.
* `Cyria` sighs and teleports back to Orochi-sama's lair.
Lina: If she could teleport, why didn't she just do that in the first place?
Zelas: It's called plot development, dear.
Lina: Ooh..
* Chochosan sits in orochi-sama's lair lolligagging
Ser: That word always leaves a sour taste in my mouth. >_<
Xel: Really? Lemme taste. leans closer to her, intending to do just that
Zelas: pulls Xel back into his seat There's plenty of time for that later.
Xel: Aww, why not now? ^_^
* Lina`Inverse sits at a large round table
Zel: A large round table... looks at Lina I didn't know you knew King Arthur.
Lina: o_O What?
* Lina`Inverse drinks a lil glass of red wine
Ser: I thought drinking wine was Zelas's department.
Zelas: nods, a glass of wine appearing in her hand and she sips it It usually is, but it seems Lina is trying to get into my territory. ��
Lina: remembers the show of Zelas's teeth and gulps
* Lina`Inverse grrrs and throws the glass against a wall
Xel: Lina-san looks so cute when she grrs. ^_^
Ser: You'd know more than anybody here. ^_^
Xel: ^___^
* Lina`Inverse calms down a bit and brushes her, once red, now black hair
Zel: -_-' Now her hair's Amelia's color.
Lina: o_o;
* Chochosan wonders to herself where alucard is, and where' vahn has disappeared to �.�
Zelas: They came here and never returned. chuckles evilly
Lina & Zel: o_o;;
* Chochosan yawns
Ser: yawns
Xel: yawns
Lina: yawns
Zel: yawns
Zelas: looks at them Are you quite done?
Lina, Ser, Xel, & Zel: ^_^
* Lina`Inverse pulls out her D5R communicator thingy
<Lina`Inverse> hmmm
Lina: -_-' I don't do technology, what are they thinking?
Zel: Hence the problem, "they" probably aren't.
* Lina`Inverse pushes the button
Xel: BOOM!!
Lina, Ser, Zel, & Zelas: look at Xel o_o;
Xel: What? ^_^
<Lina`Inverse> +com: (anyone) hello out there!
Ser: Hi.
Xel: Hello.
Lina: Hiya.
Zel: Greetings.
Zelas: rolls her eyes
*Lina gets static
<Lina`Inverse> grr...
Xel: *_* Ooh, she grred again.
Ser: Hmm.. I think you're right, Xel, she does look cute when she grrs. ^_^
Lina: looks at Seraya Huh..? o_o;
<Lina`Inverse> damnit....this sucks....
Xel: And swa--
Zel: claps a hand over Xel's mouth Finish that and I'll rip your throat out!
Xel: Mmph. ^_^
* Lina`Inverse flings the d5r communicator thingy across the table
Ser: Ooh, good idea, fling an expensive piece of equipment.
Xel: Mmfphmphmmphphmphf. ^_^
Zel: kicks Xel and lets him go, wiping his hand off on his shirt
Xel: ^_^
<Lina`Inverse> piece of trash
* Lina`Inverse sits back in her chain....in orochi-sama's lair...
Zelas:All this focus on Lina. tsks Where's the battle arena?
Ser: Coming soon, I'm sure. ^_^
Zel: glares at Xel Don't even.
Xel: What? ^___^
* Chochosan sighs
* Chochosan draws little pictures in the dust on the floor of orochi-sama's lair
Lina: What's she drawing? leans closer, trying to see
Zel: looks and erks Maybe you don't want to know... pulls Lina back into her seat
Lina: What was it?
Zel: Erm... nothing, moving on.
* `Cyria` appears in front of Orochi-sama, "Orochi-sama, I have found where the last gem is located."
Lina: Last gem? There's more then one?
Ser: Yeah, we'll explain about them later. ^_^
---
Xel: O. ^_^
Zelas: What was that?
Xel: ^_^' --- is the morse code for o.
Zelas: blows three long streams of smoke I see. O.
*The man runs to the hotel where Mistal, Xel and all them are.
Zel: All them? Whoever this is doesn't seem sure of anything.
* Mistal sits in his hotel room
Xel: What's he doing? ^_^
Ser: Guy stuff? ^_~
* Seraya looks out at the forest, standing on the hotel's roof and reaching out mentally for the gem. "Where is it...?"
* Seraya sighs and shakes her head, "I don't understand, all the other gems were easy to sense, yet this one..."
Lina: How many gems are there, anyway?
Ser: Six.
Lina: Six gems... are they all valuable?
Ser: Oh, definately, they're the life force of each region.
Lina: Treasure. *_*
* ^Xelloss^ sits, holding his chin in his hand, staring out the window
Xel: My, that handsome man looks depressed. ^_^
Zel: rolls his eyes Probably because he couldn't find anyone to violate and torture.
Xel: That was cold. Thank you. ^_^
<^Xelloss^> <Seraya, any luck yet?>
Ser: Ooh, yes, YES!
Xel & Zel: o_O
Ser: blushes and sinks down in her chair
* Seraya sighs and shakes her head even if he can't see it. <No, nothing... I don't understand it..>
Lina: Not the only thing she doesn't understand, I'm sure.
Ser: reaches over and pokes Lina :P
Zel: Ya know, this is going to be tough since half of the characters sitting here are in the story.
Xel: So? ^_^
Zelas: It will be a good challenge, that's for sure.
<^Xelloss^> <we'll find it...>
<Seraya> <But then what? We both already have a gem..>
Lina: counts on her fingers The one Cyria was looking for, the two Ser and Xel have. Where are the other three?
Ser & Xel: -_-'
Lina: o_O? What?
<^Xelloss^> <true, and we can't trust the D5R to take care of it...Maybe Mistal can take it?>
Zelas: Not when he's preoccupied in his room. blows a puff of smoke
* Seraya nods, <Yeah, that'd be best..>
* ^Xelloss^ nods to himself and turns from the window
* Seraya walks slowly around in a circle on the roof, reaching out in all directions, trying to find any sign of the gem.
Ser: as herself Around and around and around and around and around and around...
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Xel: O. ^_^
<Orochi_Dragon> Hmmm...
Ser: Oh, look, OD's confused! ^_^
Lina: OD?
Ser: deflated Er, yeah... Orochi Dragon, ya know? OD also means overdose, it's a play on words... ... -_-'
Lina: Ooh, sorry.
<Orochi_Dragon> Where is it?
Zel: The number one question in this document so far.
Xel: Number #2 is, "Zelly, will you--" gack
Zel: gets Xel into a headlock, having watched Lina do the same Quiet, you!
Xel: ^_^ urk
* Lina`Inverse looks down at Cho
Ser: as Lina Cho! What are you drawing?!
* Chochosan looks over at cyria and frowns, standing up again
Zelas: Seems to me Chochosan doesn't like this Cyria much.
Ser: Well, Cho thinks Cy's useless, a waste of her "Orochi-sama"'s time.
Lina: But why?
Xel: They had a nasty breakup. ^_^ chokes as Zel tightens the headlock again
* ``Alucard appeares in the middle of the room with chochosan, lina, and oro
* ``Alucard looks around
Zelas: Another document cliche, looking around.
Ser: Well, this is IRC mode, so it doesn't quite flow as well as a story.
In the background, Zel has started dragging Xel around and playing Whack-the-Rock with the priest's head.
Xel: crash ^___^ crack ^___^ crunch ^___^
Zel: Argh, you fruitcake!
<`Cyria`> It is in some ruins, buried deep in the Edo Mountains.
<Orochi_Dragon> Well, I can't go out of the lair again until I regain some more dark power... So...
Ser: So we'll just all sit around playing cards. ^_^
Zelas: I'm sure they'd rather play... more adult games.
Ser: giggles
Lina: o_O? Huh?
* Lina`Inverse looks over at Orochi-sama
Lina: The Art of Looking(tm)!
<Chochosan> i'll go, orochi-sama
Ser: Yes, and don't come back.
<`Cyria`> You want us to go and retreie the gem for you?
Zelas: as Orochi Dragon Absolutely not, I want you right here close to me at all times.
Ser: looks at Zelas
Zelas: smiles darkly at Ser, taking another sip of her wine
More sounds of Xel being used as a mallet.
* Lina`Inverse stands up
* Lina`Inverse looks at Cho an dAlu
Lina: Dalu? Haven't seen that character introduced yet.
Ser: Typo. nods
<Orochi_Dragon> Yes, Chochosan, Lina, Cyria, and Alucard, I want you four to go to these ruins and find the last gem.
* Lina`Inverse grins
Xel: pops back in between Seraya and Zelas Ooh, she likes the idea of being along with Cho, Cy and Alu. ^_^
Lina: blushes o_o;;
* Orochi_Dragon narrows his eyes at Alucard and Chochosan. "Remember what I told you last time..."
Zel: Did it have anything to do with annoying mazokus? grumbles and drops back into his seat by Lina, a loud crack from the chair makes him look down worriedly
Zelas: Breaking the furniture is not a good idea. looks at Zel, showing her teeth again
Zel: o_o; Yes, ma'am.
<Chochosan> hair, orochi-sama.
Ser: as Orochi No, Cho, you can fix your own hair. -_-'
* Lina`Inverse bows and says "hai, Orochi-sama!"
* `Cyria` nods, "Hai, Orochi-sama."
Zel: Something tells me Cho meant "hai," not hair.
Ser: You can never be sure, can you. ^_^
<Orochi_Dragon> Now go, Cyria, lead the group to the ruins.
Lina: Considering how well she found the gem in the mountains, it'll take 3 weeks to find the ruins again.
Ser: Who's like that... Ryoga?
Xel: If it actually were Ryogo, they'd probably find Wolf Pack Island before they got to the ruins. ^_^
Zelas: glances at Seraya We must find that boy... he could be dangerous to Wolf Pack Island.
Ser: Yeah... o_o
* `Cyria` nods, "You heard Orochi-sama, let's go!"
* Chochosan glares at cyria
Xel: Very nasty breakup. ^_^ ducks Zel's hands, then phases to behind Lina without her knowing it Boo! ^__^
Lina: AAH! O_O;
Xel: ^_^ disappears again as Zel dives at him
* Lina`Inverse looks towards Cyria
<Lina`Inverse> hai
Zel: growls lowly and sits back down carefully
Lina: Aww, com'on, Zel, this story isn't as bad as some of the others.
Zel: It's bad as long as that purple fruitcake is within 100 feet. -_-;
Xel: reappears in SD form, floating silently over Zel's head and grins at Lina, Ser and Zelas ^___^
Zelas: chuckles
Ser: grins back
Lina: narrows her eyes but doesn't say anything
* `Cyria` teleports to the foot of the mountains where she found the cave.
* `Cyria` takes the others with her.
Zelas: looks at the others Would you mind if I took you with me?
Ser: ^_^
Lina & Zel: o_O;
Xel: grins, still floating quietly over Zel
Lina: What do you mean, Zelas?
Zelas: I have no idea, and I doubt Cyria does either.
---
Xel: opens his mouth to say "O." but shuts it again, not wanting to give himself away just yet ^_^
* Mistal knocks on Seraya and Xel's door
Zel: looks around Hrm, where is the fruitcake, anyway? He missed an O.
Ser: Miss him? ^_^
* ^Xelloss^ blinks, coming back to himself
Zel: �_� No... knowing where he is is bad, but not knowing is worse.
Xel: BANZAI! dives, landing all kawaiily in Zel's lap
* Mistal scratches his head.
Zel: O_O;;
Xel: ^_^
* ^Xelloss^ stands up and opens the door to his room
Zel: You hentai fruitcake!
Xel: ^___^V
<^Xelloss^> hai?
Zel: picks up the SD-Xel and punts him through the roof, ala Ranma And stay out!!
Xel: Wheeee!! crash
<Mistal> Xelloss, one of my ninja scouts have discovered some underground ruins, the gem could be there, he also spotted someone else there, so we must leave immediately.
Zelas: looks at Zel coolly What did I say about destroying furniture?
Zel: But I didn't break any chairs!
* ^Xelloss^ nods
Zelas: points at the hole in the roof
Zel: Oh...
<^Xelloss^> okay
Zel: grumbles lowly and sinks back into his chair Baka fruitcake...
<^Xelloss^> I'll let Seraya know
Ser: You didn't say that in Mazoku Within. ^_^
Zelas: chuckles
Zel: O_O;;;; You've read that?!?
<^Xelloss^> <Seraya, we gotta go to some underground ruins with Mistal. Wanna come?>
Ser: Of course, silly, it was... rather enlightening. ^___^
Zel: holds his face in his hands Kill me now...
Lina: o_o Why? What happened in Mazoku Within?
* Seraya blinks. <Is the gem there?>
Zelas: One word: YAOI.
Lina: O_O; I see...
<^Xelloss^> <I believe so. Mistal says it's possible>
Ser: So anyway... oh, the tape's still playing, oops. ^_^
Zelas: Maybe we should stop it for a break.
<Seraya> <Then yeah, I'll be down in a second.>
Ser: looks around for the remote Once I find the pause button, sure.
<^Xelloss^> <Plus there is someone else there...probably one of Orochi's minions>
Zel: sighs in defeat and slumps in his chair I thought I found and destroyed all copies of that story.
* Seraya looks around then melts into some shadows, then reappears in Xel's room.
Zelas: Well, it seems you missed one, dear. sips her wine and chuckles quietly
<^Xelloss^> hello Seraya
Zel: Where was it, Seraya?
* Seraya nods, "Hello.."
Ser: grins
* Zagat walks into the room with Mistal and Xel, him and his 8 foot self
Zel: Well? o_o
<Mistal> Ahh.. Zagat
Ser: ^___^
* ^Xelloss^ feels short for one of the first times in his life -_-'
Zel: -_-' Ser, where is the copy of Mazoku Within?
* Seraya blinks and looks way up at Zag again. o_o
Ser: Sore wa... himitsu desu. ^___^
Lina: Figures.
Zel: -_-;;
<Zagat> The scout you sent has reported to Mikhal on the gem, so I was sent here to help you
Ser: keeps looking, disappearing from view
Zel: stands up and walks over to the box, still sitting open with several items thrown out of it
<Mistal> Right.
Zel: searches through the box's contents, looking for any copies of the story o_o'
* Mistal looks at Seraya and Xel. "Let's go
Zelas: chuckles, watching Zel search through the box
* ^Xelloss^ nods
Zel: hears Zelas laughing and looks at her What? o_o
* Seraya nods too.
Zelas: Oh, it's just when you lean into the box like that, you look like Xel did before we started.
Zel: -_-;;;
<Mistal> Alright, scout, lead us to the ruins
Zel: keeps searching
<Scout> Hai!!
Lina: walks to the box and helps Zel look
* Scout runs off, Mistal and Zagat follow
Zelas: looks around and finds herself the only one still sitting, then shrugs and sips her wine
* ^Xelloss^ follows Mistal, Zagat, and scout
Zel: Ah-ha! throws his hand up, showing that he's holding... the remote control
Zel: o_o;
Ser: Ah-ha! throws her hand up, showing that she's holding... the copy of Mazoku Within
Ser: o_o;
* Seraya follows them.
Zel: �_� Give that to me, Ser.
Ser: Aww, why, I think its a really sweet story. ^_^
Zel: growls and dives at Ser, aiming to tackle her when Xel comes flying down and smashes Zel to the ground under him
Xel: ^___^ That was fun, do it again, Zelly!
Zel: Argh, get off me you fruitcake!!!