as i absorbed that fateful day
i saw the fried one die
decapitated in the road
while chicken fell from the sky
my arms raised in victory
a square dance left him dead
the Crayon watched from afar
as the chicken hit my head
an irony from a distance
witnessed my dying breath
the chainsaw marks my end
my death in chicken breast
i lay outside my life
the dead sky rages free
i turned and faced myself
while it rained down on me
simulate! simulate!
that's what he cried
but it's hard to simulate
unless you have magical powers
but the pope tried his best
because he had prophecised
he had seen the rain of chicken
he had seen the damage
but nobody believed him
they thought he was a crazy man
who just happened to be
the most powerful and important man
in the catholic church
bagel! bagel!
mighty bagel
he believed the pope
unfortunately
being a bagel means
that you're not alive
so your opinion is worthless
unless you were some kind
of awesome living bagel
but you would probably be in a zoo
by now
however the point is that
you would be of no worth
young eddie, he believed
he believed the prophecy
for he had seen the chicken too
he had seen men die
a storm of breast and leg
(i mean that in the chicken sense
not in the attractive woman sense
although that would be infinitely cooler)
so eddie found the pope
and talked to him
their theories matched!
and their attachment became strong
and soon they they made love
as the chicken fell from the heavens
and people ran terrified
the pope simply laughed
and cried "hem bajoo!"
although he meant to say "i told you so!"
and as the Crayon looked on
the pope tried to stop the fried one
and the chainsawed one
from killing each other
unfortunately he was killed himself
by the bagel!
because the bagel was eddie's ex
that's how it knew about the chicken
the moral of this story
is this:
don't upset a bagel
they know more
than you could ever hope
to know
and none of them knew
of that world beyond
the skies