Ill Nino ** (They are crap in the pants of Sepultura)
Immortal * (* for lame face paint only)
Incubus *** (AHH!! SPAWN OF SATAN!!)
In Flames
Iron Maiden *
Iron Monkey *
Radiohead
Rage Against The Machine
Raging Speedhorn
Rammstein * (LAME GAY JOKE: I still like Seemann the best!)
Razorwire *
Redefine *
Red Hot Chili Peppers * (sometimes genius, sometimes... trash)
Refused
REM **
Rico *
Rival Schools **
Rob Zombie
Rollins Band
Jimmy Eat World
JJ72 **
The Junket *
Kid Rock **
Kids Near Water *
Kilgore
Killing Joke
Killswitch Engage
The Kinison *
Kittie (WHY TALENA, WHY?!?)
KoRn
Scissorfight *
Scream *
Scurge *
Sepultura
Serafin
Sevendust *
SikTh
Silverchair *
Six By Seven
Slayer
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins * (either great or pretty bad)
Snake River Conspiracy * (Tobey Torres woman has a FRINGE)
Snot
Soil ** (hahaha South Park voice)
Soufly
Soundgarden (EXCELLENT EXCELLENT BAND)
Span *
Spine (the UKHC band, not the US nu-metal one)
Spineshank *
Starsailor
Static-X
Stoopi * (* cos they look like a bunch of rude boys)
Subvert *
Sugarcoma *** (The woman can't growl or sing. The rest of them can't write songs)
Sulpher
System Of A Down
Liberty 37 (this band is cool, if you haven't heard them, do so NOW)
Limp Bizkit (First 2 albums ruled, 3rd is pretty poor)
Lit ***
Lock Up *
Lostprophets **
Mad Capsule Markets
Mad Season
Mahumodo *
Marilyn Manson
Mastadon
Masters Of Reality
Matter (Looks like we need pooper! You're the one with the wrong pooper! Think I really know the words? Zaggaber, zaggater!)
Medium 21
Melt Banana
Metallica
Milligram *
Moonspell *
Mortis *
Motorhead *
Movielife
Mudhoney
The Murderdolls *
Muse
My Vitriol *** (I HATE THESE PEOPLE!)
Thirst *
THISGirl *
Tiamat *
Time In Malta
Tomahawk (Jockstrap, you rap, g-string, I sing. WOOT WOOT!)
Tool
Turbonegro *
New End Original * (not as good as Far or Onelinedrawing)
New Found Glory * (only * because of Rachel Leigh Cook in one of their vids. Boingy boing!)
Nickelback *****DIE DIE DIE*****
Nile
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
No One *
Number One Son
Void *
Weird Al Yankovic (You ain't fat, you ain't fat! You ain't nothin', YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'!)
Welt *
White Zombie
Will Haven
Withering Surface
Wu-Tang Clan ** (C.R.E.A.M... dude, CREAM!)
Onedice (another band you have to hear, they are superb)
Oneida *** (shite hippy crap)
One Minute Silence
Orange Goblin **
Ordinary Psycho
Orgy (ooh, thuckerfathe you're thpethial!)
Otep
Ozzy Osbourne
Zerocipher (An urban goth electronica hardcore crossover black metal emo band. Yeah)
Zyklon *
Pearl Jam
Pitchshifter ** (YAWN)
POD * (did we really need that choir in Youth Of The Nation?)
Poison The Well
Poor Rich Ones *
Powerman 5000
Probot **
Puddle Of Mudd *
Puff Daddy *** (I'm not sure why I have this...)