Things the Characters of Evengelion Will Never Say

Asuka: "Oh I think you did a much better job than I"

Ikari: "That was selfish of me, what would you like?"

Fuyutsuki: "I love my work"

Hyuga: "Actually, Misato is a bit too loose for my tastes."

Misato: "I think I might give up beer."

Ritsuko: "Screw this, I want a beer"

Ayobi: "That energy reaction is kinda lame"

Maya: "Oh that was cool, it could have been bloodier though."

Kaji: "Perhaps Misato and I should just be friends?"

Kaworu: "Life's too complicated."

Ayanami-sama: "May I have some meat?"

Any random Angel: "Perhaps it's wrong of me to attack Lillians?"

Yui: "Oh I wouldn't want to live forever."

Cirus: "Owie..."