Basically I'm putting this minimal amount of time into this page because I'm bored and I don't want to start my chem set. I know all you procrastinators out there would agree with me that having shit on this site is a much better use of my time than passing my classes, so here it is. Really, it's for my own amusement since no one in there right mind would ever come to this site.
With all that said, here's the shit I feel like writing right now:
I finally turned legal last Oct. and can now buy cigarettes and porn with impunity, muhahahahah. Other than that, there's not much joy in turning 18 as now I can be tried as an adult for having sex with a 13 year old. So if any horny middle-school boys are out there (and I'm sure they must be) you're out of luck. Go jack off to some porn site.
I go to school at the academic hellhole known as Caltech. Despite the high nerd to hot guy ratio, it's not a bad place and there are some fairly normal people that go here. No, that's a lie, we're all certifiable to ever agree to go here, let alone give them money to steal our self-respect and anally rape us every day. Basically life here involves either doing work or avoiding doing work, mostly the latter. Sometimes people avoid doing work by getting trashed, but these are activities that are mostly restricted to the weekends, although the denizens of Ricketts House would say otherwise.
Fortunately, I am one of the lucky residents of Rickets, and so take advantage of the opportunities named above. Ricketts is pretty damn cool, and houses the least throaty (i.e., nerdy) of the losers at Caltech, which means that we all wear contacts instead of glasses. But we do have hella cool alley art, especially in my room which has a half-naked vampire chick painted on one wall. We also have a sign that says "Evil is Even" which makes absolutely no sense, but we leave it up for lack of energy to paint over it.
Lack of energy also means that our house looks like a fucking trash dump most of the time, with beer bottles and cigarette butts everywhere. Which wouldn't be so bad, except most of the time the owners of the aforesaid beer bottles and cigarette butts usually ended the night by throwing up into one of the various recycling bins or sewage grates, thereby causing a very unpleasant odor in the courtyard. Ahh, but that is the magic of Ricketts House.
Besides avoiding the courtyard and slaving over problem sets (the soul-deep torture of which should be best left undescribed) I also listen to music and download illegal mp3's off Napster. Mostly I listen to punk and trance, some jungle and house and un-categorizable alternative. Not that Limp Bizkit or Kid Rock shit that passes for alternative these days but good stuff that really can't fit into any other genre.
1) Ricketts House
2) Dabney House
3) slap bracelets
4) pool
5) anything even remotely purple
6) omelet day
7) T3 lines
8) Napster
9) 933 mHz of pure power
10) Super Smash Brothers
11) blatantly nerdy people. i didn't used to but when you're surrounded by them all the time they kinda grow on you
12) Weezer
1) Yuppy teenboppers and any comination thereof.
2) Proofs of mathematical theorems that are inapplicable to real life.
3) Any songs/bands/albums that appear on TRL.
4) TRL and anything associated with it.
5) the East Coast
6) blatantly nerdy people. i didn't used to, but when you're surrounded by them all the FUCKING TIME . . .
7) prejudiced people :)
8) websites about random people that you don't know nor want to