Wild WEBSITE appeared!
This is my webpage for all my fans, followers, and groupies. Ive made it for you all to congregate in my glory and share it with your friends.
Here is a little about me, Im Evan and I am the coolest person you meet, I mean come on, how many other people do you know that made their own website? Ill wait... Anyway, this is me.
I love having fun but I hate those posers and betas, cant you tell from the picture? A few more things is ive fought a bear single handedly, I've stolen a clip from Victoria's Secret and i like long walks on the beach. Can you guess which one is true? That's right I hate long walks on the beach.
-If youre just here to be nice thanks i guess.
-If you are a hot babe click here to talk to me (thats my insta by the way this was a big scheme for more followers)
-If you have any input to help with my website i dont care it is the best website already.
-If you just cant get enough of me I dont blame you.
-If you are curious about what I'm ranting about good place to be.
2018-11-25 update time 15:37:32: Its been roughly 16 hours since the release of this website, and I realized not only can i use this for spreading cult like messages for world domination, but i can also educate you. and id like to tell you all one thig today, the show seinfield is the peak of american television and anyone who disagrees is wrong and always will be wrong, some shows may come close but NONE will top Seinfield, PERIOD. 
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2018-11-25 update time 16:13:00: sorry about the ads I couldnt afford to remove them because the price for dial-up went up.
On a better note the website will now pay for the dial-up so woot woot!
2018-11-26 update time 16:29:37: i have tried dog perfume, i thought it was a breath spray. The taste was anything but enjoyable and the taste lingered for an unusually long amount of time. on a side note i will start posting the website on forums to broaden our fan base, I am sure someone like me can attract the attention of many people.
Thanks for coming now get off my page
