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I think every time I catch Gene watching me wiggle my ass, the number of chicks he says he's banged increases by one.

Thirty years of watching me shake it.

He's never made a real pass at me, though. Drunken groping doesn't count. Or does it? Still, you can't argue that the man's not in denial.

He was definitely in denial the night I cornered him after the show and told him exactly what he could do with that tongue. And the pattern I expected on my thighs from his runny make-up.

"Paul, man, lay off whatever shit you're taking."

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