Well, we had, of course, so much fun in France, and what trip would be complete without wicked sayings, funny slip ups, and inside jokes? And we certainly all had our share. Here's a list Shannon and I, along with Morgan, compiled together throughout our trip. Some are explained, but some cannot be without a long explanation that I frankly do not wish to give. Not including the ones I can't explain for other reasons. Anyway. They are in order, or in as much order as can be. Here's to the memories.
I mean, a documentary on- I wouldn't ~ Shannon [on buying documentaries]
"cupcake" "baguette" ~ Ashley and Morgan
Ashley: I don't think I know this song
Morgan: 'I don't know'
Ashley: What?
Morgan: It's called 'I don't know'
Ashley: Oh
Arwen's a hottie ~ Morgan
At least sheep don't talk ~ Ashley
"We're in Iepers" "I don't believe you!" ~ Porkka and Ashley
"My part of the tour is almost done" "YAAAAAAAY!!" *clap clap* ~ Porkka and Ashley
Ashley: Yay! Ben put on some pants!
Ben: Don't sound so happy about it *pouts*
Ashley: Aww... Ben put on some pants...
LATER
Ashley: Yay Ben's back!
Ben: Don't sound so sarcastic
Mike: Ben I still love you!
I hate being the mature one... ~ Joanna
You remember that ground we were walking around on the other day? Did you know that we were walking on holy ground? ~ Shannon [on battlefields]
Bon voyage "Thank you" ~ Shannon
The Parisians have no style. They need someone to help them ~ Lisa
I am superficial ~ Lisa
What are you if you jump off a bridge in Paris? In Seine [popular France joke]
Je suis o� je suis, ici est o� je suis, et aujourd'hui je suis ici ~ Shannon's little ditty
"I smell Murder...." *sniff sniff* "I don't" ~ Murray and Shannon
"I forgot to make a wish!" "Dammit!" ~ Shannon and Ashley
"Ashley, was I supposed to make a wish there?" ~ Shannon [under the bridge]
MARCO POLO
Poussez poussez Murray ~ Ashley
You know Kristen, I feel really close to you right now..." ~ Deeana on the crowded metro
directed to Murray:"Yeah, I looked, but I couldn't find your auberge" Carlos: "Murray, stop talking to strangers"
J'ai une p'tite probl�me dans ma plantation, pourquoi �a ne poussait pas? ~ popular Aude song
VIVE LE CANADA!!!! ~ Alime
Je suis 29 ~ Alime
Maman, �a c'est ma petite copine.. quel est ton nom? ~ Alime introducing Shannon to his mother
Chicken wings
I'm not little drunk, I'm big drunk ~ Bruno's brother [we think]
*thumbs up* = Shannon *thumbs down* = Ashley
Vous sommes canadienne? Bienvenue! ~ Joujou
Les p'tites filles canadiennes [Shannon and Ashley's nickname in France]
We do big shopping, not little shopping ~ Um... a drunk guy
*grabs Shannon's hair elastic* Souvenir de toi ~ Alime
Regard a ce que j'ai *points to hair elastic* ~ Alime
Where lives you? ~ Gui
Gui: Shmirnoff, c'est le limonade
Ashley: Pas en Canada!
"Shannon" "Channel" "Like the perfume" *squirt squirt* ~ Shannon introducing herself to Gui
Super cooooooooooool [cool France saying]
"Ashley" "Comme les Americains Mary Kate and Ashley" ~ Ashley introducing herself to Gui... he was a lil drunk that night...
Ah oui la p'tite canadienne ne peut pas marcher... regarder ~ Um one of the drunken guys of the night
The way you hold me, and you touch me, you can get my, SATISFACTION ~ popular discoth�que song
Lisa: how's my hair?
Shannon*without looking*: fine
"You look like a fish" "a fish" ~ Morgan commenting on Ashley's legs
Don't touch me like this ~ Deeana
"It's because I'm so hot" "Definetly, Morgan. You're right up there with Arwen. Maybe even hotter" ~ Morgan and Ashley
"Definetly. D-d-d-definetly"
"Ca va la petite canadienne?" "Super coool" ~Gui and Ashley
Daniel: It was piercing
Morgan: Piercing... no, it was more like dirty piercing..
Daniel: Sounds infectious. Hah. That's your new nickname
Morgan: Infectious wine!
Dan and Morgan discuss the wine tasting
"Help I'm on fire! I need you to come over and put me out"
~ Aude pick up line for her boyfriend Arnaud [he's a fireman]
So where's the picture of the chem lab? ~ Ashley after Murray showed everyone the picture he took of his house before leaving to remember. Thankfully, he never heard her.
I'm not interested in watching a bunch of girls... shake.... around. ~ Shannon talking about MTV videos
It's time! *looks at watch* ~ Shannon
Play nice
You can see right through the side of her head ~ Shannon
I have to go change, I don't want to be picked up by too many guys ~ Lisa
Ashley [about skirt]: Why did you buy it then?
Lisa: Because it makes me look so damn hot!
Porkka: Ten years ago, when I used to have hair-
Ashley: We don't believe you Porkka!
LATER
Ashley: He was right
Shannon: Does a moustache count?
Ca va la canadienne? T'as na pas boit trop? ~ Gui
Murray: Like touchy feely things?
Ashley: Yes
Murray and Ashley discuss what Ashley wrote in her journal
