---------(May 29 2003, YIM)--------------

eurokraut (9:52:20 PM): See if I can get Ignatas to rezz yet another noob....
ericopeyd (8:56:00 PM): why?
eurokraut (9:52:47 PM): cuz
eurokraut (9:52:52 PM): you 'never will' remember?
eurokraut (9:53:00 PM): Youre SEAN SENSE will go off
ericopeyd (8:56:20 PM): oh that
ericopeyd (8:56:25 PM): bring it
ericopeyd (8:56:49 PM): You can't get me again
ericopeyd (8:56:54 PM): I bet you a quarter
ericopeyd (8:56:58 PM): and you got a week to do it.
eurokraut (9:53:59 PM): what, that I can't get you in a week?
ericopeyd (8:57:24 PM): right


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-RIGHTY THEN!!!  *cackles*

----------(the very next day)----------


[HP: 100%] [ME: 92%] [PE: 90%]
> adj successful
Your permanent adjective has been set to 'successful'.

[HP: 100%] [ME: 92%] [PE: 90%]
>gla self
You are looking at a successful male griffon.
You are in excellent condition.

[HP: 100%] [ME: 92%] [PE: 90%]
> l
An Ancient Stone Bridge
            You are standing on a large wooden bridge over the Red Stag
    ryy    River.  It is said that a red stag walks this river on moon-lit
    -*-    nights and that whoever kills and eats that beast will hold
    ffr    god-like powers for all his days.  It's partly cloudy, cool, and
           very windy.  A new moon hangs in the sky.  
Obvious exits: n e s w nw ne sw se
A deer munches on the foliage here.
A hill ranger is sneaking around here waiting to ambush travelers.
A bountyhunter is standing here looking for villians to capture.
A legionnaire of the Empire is sentried here along the way.
A lithe scout bearing the seal of the Empire hurries through here.
A legionnaire of the Empire is sentried here along the way.

[HP: 100%] [ME:100%] [PE: 36%]
> strok
You stroke your chin in deep thought.

[HP: 100%] [ME:100%] [PE: 98%]
> 
A deer nibbles a berry off a nearby branch.

[HP: 100%] [ME:100%] [PE: 98%]
> say KAMAKAZEEEEEEE!!!!
You exclaim 'KAMAKAZEEEEEEE!!!!'

[HP: 100%] [ME:100%] [PE: 98%]
> k leg
A legionnaire parries your attack.
You scratch a legionnaire.

[HP: 100%] [ME:100%] [PE: 98%]
> 
You scratch a legionnaire.
You scratch a legionnaire.
A legionnaire misses you.
A legionnaire pierces at your right arm, cutting muscle and bone!  
Your right arm goes NUMB!
Your right arm is BROKEN!
A legionnaire misses you.
A legionnaire screams and attacks!
A legionnaire pierces at your stomach.  ENTRAILS fall to the ground!  
Your abdomen explodes with PAIN!
A legionnaire pierces your mouth, knocking out a few of your teeth!  
Your skull explodes with PAIN!
Your right arm has been severed!
Everything goes red as a legionnaire's blow hits, slicing your right arm!  
A legionnaire gets a wild look in his eyes.
A legionnaire pierces at your stomach, spilling your guts!  
That really did HURT!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A legionnaire pierces at your leg, gashing it.  You fall helplessly to the ground!  
You have been KILLED!!


[HP:  0%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
> cack
You throw back your head and cackle.

[HP:  0%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
> l

An Ancient Stone Bridge
            You are standing on a large wooden bridge over the Red Stag
    ryy    River.  It is said that a red stag walks this river on moon-lit
    -*-    nights and that whoever kills and eats that beast will hold
    ffr    god-like powers for all his days.  It's partly cloudy, cool, and
           very windy.  A new moon hangs in the sky.  
Obvious exits: n e s w nw ne sw se
     The corpse of Dynalo is lying here.
A deer munches on the foliage here.
A bountyhunter is standing here looking for villians to capture.
A legionnaire of the Empire is sentried here along the way.
A lithe scout bearing the seal of the Empire hurries through here.
A legionnaire of the Empire is sentried here along the way.

[HP:  0%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>

[HP: 10%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
> alias win mock shagg; strut; say OOC: $4$I$BOPEY R MAH BIATCH!!1!`1!; emote PWNZ you!; wigg shagg; dance; rofl; rofl; mock shagg; say OOC: $6$I$BAYAEM R00LIN JOOO!~!!1!; emote wins!; emote wins!; emote wins!; rasp shagg; cackle; emote explodes in a mushroom cloud of l33tness!; delete; delete
Alias added.


[HP: 23%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
> 
Death arrives and escorts your soul to the spirit world.

[HP: 29%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
> 
The current sweeps you to a far-off shore.

[HP: 87%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
> title of the east
Ok.

[HP: 87%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
> wh dy

[Gri Brb] [None] Dynalo of the east

Players found: 0

****************(much time passes)******************

> wh ign

[--- ---] Ignatas Lojt - Ayatollah of Achernar - Historian

Players found: 0

[HP:100%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
> tell ignatas greetings sir, are you a priest?
You tell Ignatas 'greetings sir, are you a priest?'

[HP:100%] [ME: 96%] [PE:100%]
> 
Ignatas replies 'I am. What do you want?'

[HP:100%] [ME: 96%] [PE:100%]
> rr my apologies, I am a young citizen of the empire that ran into some trouble on the roads
Huh?  Type 'help' for a list of commands.

[HP:100%] [ME: 99%] [PE:100%]
> reply my apologies, I am a young citizen of the empire that ran into some trouble on the roads
You reply to Ignatas 'my apologies, I am a young citizen of the empire that ran into some trouble on the roads'

[HP:100%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
> repl I am not stong yet, but I work hard and I would be forever in your service sir
You reply to Ignatas 'I am not stong yet, but I work hard and I would be forever in your service sir'

[HP:100%] [ME: 96%] [PE:100%]
> 
Ignatas replies 'I am a bit busy. Is there another?'

[HP:100%] [ME: 96%] [PE:100%]
> wh pyara

[--- ---] Pyara, Servant of the Elements, Parasite Hunter

Players found: 0

[HP:100%] [ME: 96%] [PE:100%]
> rep I spoke with that pyara fellow but he will not help me because of my nationality
You can't do that. You are dead.

[HP:100%] [ME: 99%] [PE:100%]
> repl I spoke with that pyara fellow but he will not help me because of my nationality
You reply to Ignatas 'I spoke with that pyara fellow but he will not help me because of my nationality'

[HP:100%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
> 
Ignatas replies 'Give me a bit, then.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
> repl I will be forever in your debt sir
You reply to Ignatas 'I will be forever in your debt sir'

[HP:100%] [ME: 92%] [PE:100%]
> 
Ignatas replies 'What sort of warrior are you?'

[HP:100%] [ME: 92%] [PE:100%]
> repl I am hardly one really, more of a wanderer and songwriter
You reply to Ignatas 'I am hardly one really, more of a wanderer and songwriter'

[HP:100%] [ME: 91%] [PE:100%]
> 
Ignatas replies 'I see.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 91%] [PE:100%]
> repl I would be willing to aid your journeys in return sir, if I am able
You reply to Ignatas 'I would be willing to aid your journeys in return sir, if I am able'

[HP:100%] [ME: 87%] [PE:100%]
> 
Ignatas replies 'And what race are you?'

[HP:100%] [ME: 87%] [PE:100%]
> repl Just a plain old human sir
You reply to Ignatas 'Just a plain old human sir'

[HP:100%] [ME: 86%] [PE:100%]
> 
Ignatas replies 'I se.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 86%] [PE:100%]
> 
Ignatas replies 'And tell me of your respect for Time.'

[HP:100%] [ME: 88%] [PE:100%]
> repl my respect for it sir? Well I would say that without it no one can grow to be anything really
You reply to Ignatas 'my respect for it sir? Well I would say that without it no one can grow to be anything really'

[HP:100%] [ME: 85%] [PE:100%]
> 
Ignatas replies 'And Death?'

[HP:100%] [ME: 85%] [PE:100%]
> repl Hmmm, I think death is something that no one can ever hide from
You reply to Ignatas 'Hmmm, I think death is something that no one can ever hide from'

[HP:100%] [ME: 84%] [PE:100%]
> repl Something that affects us all no matter what
You reply to Ignatas 'Something that affects us all no matter what'

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> 
Magical energies swirl about your spirit...

The Temple of Pergan
  The temple continues and gets drearier the deeper you get.  Several alters
can be seen against the southern wall, their surface red with blood.  Small,
strangely shaped creatures crawl around at your foot, their small wings 
flapping at your arrival.  They are, most likely, the result of failed
summonings. Statues of Pergan, all of them twisted in an ungodly way, still
line most of the walls, save the southern.  The temple is unnaturally lit.
Obvious exits: n e ne
A uniformed legionnaire stands here, directing orders.
A shaggy male centaur is sitting here.
A towering woman stands here, her robes covered with religious symbols.
A shaggy male centaur has resurrected you!

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> 
A shaggy male centaur looks at you.

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> win
You laugh mercilessly at him.

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> 
[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> Strut your stuff.
A shaggy male centaur raises an eyebrow at you.

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> You exclaim 'OOC: OPEY R MAH BIATCH!!1!`1!'

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> Dynalo PWNZ you!

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> You wiggle your bottom toward him.

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> Feels silly, doesn't it?

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> You laugh mercilessly at him.

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> You exclaim 'OOC: AYAEM R00LIN JOOO!-!!1!'

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> Dynalo wins!

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> Dynalo wins!

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> Dynalo wins!

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> You give him the raspberry.

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> You throw back your head and cackle.

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> Dynalo explodes in a mushroom cloud of l33tness!

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> Type delete again to confirm this command.
WARNING: this command is irreversible.
Typing delete with an argument will undo delete status.

[HP:100%] [ME: 80%] [PE:100%]
> Alas, all good things must come to an end.



(meanwhile, back on YIM)

eurokraut: ROFLMAO
eurokraut: AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
eurokraut: AHAHHAHAHAHA
eurokraut: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
eurokraut: AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
eurokraut: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
eurokraut: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
eurokraut: YOU OWE ME A QUARTER BITCH!
ericopey: DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
eurokraut: *DIES*
eurokraut: HAHAHAHHAHA
eurokraut: OWQIUY$(@*&%T@!^%#r$#@^%!@!$*&
eurokraut: PWNT PWNT PWNT
ericopey: I fucking quit!
eurokraut: HHAHAHAHHAHA
ericopey: Bitch
eurokraut: Never doubt the Sean again!
ericopey: I'm gonna kick your ass
eurokraut: BRING IT
ericopey: I will bitch!
ericopey: I'm gonna fuck you up
ericopey: side ways
ericopey: And I don't even know if that's possible.
eurokraut: Shhh!
eurokraut: Or I will get a rez from you again!
ericopey: You ca... fuck off.

*takes a bow*