| CHAPTER 5 THE MAN The knocking continued "Dave for fuck's sake let me in" Dave ran to the door, picked up a crowbar that was on the floor and prised the padlock open. The door swang open. Stood there was a weedy bloke, wearing a backwards red baseball cap, and a t-shirt which said "Enraged Silence, - The who the fuck ar yee tour 2005" He was also wearing the same Bros jeans that Mike was wearing, so he obviously went into the 20th century nostalgia shop that Mike had went into. "Where have you been?" asked Dave, Mike realised at this point that Dave knew him, and was perhaps expecting him back. "They're coming, they're coming" said the man "Who's coming" asked Dave "The toon, they're not finished" The man was sat down and poured a glass of warm LCL, just like what used to be popular in the Half Moon in Gateshead back in the late 90's. Dave and this new guy went into a conversation. Mike listened in, he learned that he was a part of Project UNDERPANTS, the same as the rest of them, and he had went out on a scouting mission a few weeks ago. Apparently he was captured by the Tyne Guard, and managed to escape execution by becoming a stool pigeon. He promised to "grass up" the rest of the project but fed them false information. He then dropped a bombshell. "Newcastle are forming a demolition crew, there coming over the bridge, and they are going to turn Gateshead into the worlds biggest car park. flattening everything, and everybody in the process. "NO FUCKING CHANCE" screamed Mike "Mike, you know what to do?" asked Moe "When are they coming over?" Dave asked the man "Tomorrow" he replied. Mike thought to himself, he wasn't going to stand by and let this happen., yes, he was forced into it at gunpoint, but this was his home town. In defence of the multi-story car park, the big pool of Charver spit just outside Wilkinsons, the flabby arsed statue on West Street, his town, his home, his cheap beer, he was ready. "I think I can pilot this" said Mike "You ever go to the 20th century store" asked The man in a quivering voice "Yeah, all the time" replied Mike "Then the controls are just like that Afterburner game outside it" said the man "Get used to the cockpit kid" said Dave "Cos tomorrow morning, the Vagina erupts" Check back soon for part 6 IT'S GOING TO GET MESSY |