| Has anyone noticed how much life sucks? How good things never seem to
happen
to you? How good things always happen to shit heads? Well thats the
universe
for you! It always seems to find a way to screw you over and make you
fall
flat on your arse. Example: You just win 5 million on the lottery. You
are
celebrating and having a really fantastic time. You are totally rat
arsed
and you are at the moment having fantastic sex with the hottest thing
you
have ever seen. Just when you think life is fucking fantastic, your
front
door is broke down and the Inland Revenue and the Repo men are rushing
in
and demanding about 6 million in payment for all you debts (even though
you
KNOW you have not spent that much money ever). They clean out your
mansion,
take everything (including your clothes)and leave you with nothing. To
top
it off, that sexy thing you where screwing a minute earlier has give
you
some weird sexually transmitted disease. Seem typical? Seem familiar in
some
way? Well it fucking should be!! That is the way the universe treats
nice
people. If you are saying, 'Well that doesn't happen to me' you are one
of
these people who hurts kittens for fun and the universe rewards you for
it.
You bastards!!!!!!! It just seems like its Sod's Law that we work hard
at
being nice all the time (well, sometimes) and the universe drops its
kegs
and takes a dump on us. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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