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You decide to go on your computer to surf the net a wee bit. You know
you
really should not try to oparate a computer so early in the morning (I
mean
any time before twelve is jus too early!!) but you are gonna try
anyway.
First you cannot get the damn thing to switch on. GRRR!! Just as you
reach
for your sledge hammer, you realise that you have not plugged it in.
Oops!
Ok, now you're cooking! Things are going fine, that is until the net
connection is going too slow for you, AAAAHHHH!!!! You do have what is
supposed to be the best and fastest modem in the world but it is so
early in
the morning and you are so wired up on caffine that you want to hit it
with
something to get it to go faster, preferably your head. Just before you
start to smash your own brains out on the keyboard, you get in to your
mail.
Exellent! You start to open up your mail and you get a good one from
your
friend in America. Its brilliant! You decide to print it off so you can
show
it to all your other friends. You start to print it off, but wait...Its
not
printing...FUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!! You go to throw a wobbly at the
printer.
When you look at it with rage in your eyes you see that you haven't put
any
paper in...D'oh!!!! You put the paper in and it starts to print. Half
way
through, it jams. Damn, damn, damn!!! Thats it, you rip the printer
from the
computer, jump up and down on it, then throw it out the window, just
managing to hit local nutcase on the head with it and give him
concussion.
What a fecking day! To cheer yourself up, you decide to read the rest
of you
e-mails. You open the next one ane...you get a virus that wipes
everything
off your computer!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
That tops the lot. You run into the shed and pick up you chainsaw and
take
it to the computer, and because you are so worked up, everything else
you
see(including people). The last thing you remember is the men in white
coats
taking you away (even though you thought they could not recognise you
because you are the Easter Bunny). Now who has felt like this?
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