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YOU WILL PROBABLY FIND EXPIRED OR BAD STUFF HERE

This website is extremely harmful to humans. Hazardous material. Keep out of reach of children. Always keep upright. When in contact with skin, rinse thoroughly with water.

YOU CAN ALMOST BE SURE THAT

1) this website is totally inaccurate, inadequate, sub-standard, outdated, invalid, incomplete and unsuitable for any purpose;

2) anything you download from this website will be full of deadly viruses like Jerusalem, Michelangelo, Doomsday, Y2K, AIDS and common cold, which will do damage beyond description such as rearranging your FAT, formating your harddisk of all pirated software and games (and sending your particulars to Microsoft), making you pay for ICQ and melting all the ice in your freezer, amongst other things;

3) you can find the words 'shit', 'fuck', 'damn' and other unmentionables in this website. I am still looking out for the pornography.

NO RESPONSIBILITY OF MINE

You can never hold me responsible for any delays, inaccuracies, errors in this website. Do not look for me if this website screws up your system. You are taking a big risk by viewing this website.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL I BE ANSWERABLE TO ANYONE

(i) For any pain, suffering, white hair, loss of sleep, bankrupcy, stock market crash, economic crisis, mad cow disease outbreak, riot, stampede, or any other damages arising in any way after accessing or the inability to access this website, even if I have been warned of the possibility of such damages, and regardless of the precautions you may take; or

(ii) For any lawsuits filed based on errors, omissions, or other inaccuracies in this website.

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