For Students

Click on any of the links below to find out more about what's going on in your class!

Helpful links and Documents

• Visit these student-friendly search engines
• Sites concerning citation machines
• Fair Use Guidelines and Copyrights
• Fair Use Guidelines/Copyrights (Must have Microsoft PowerPoint to view)
• Plagiarism and Piracy for Multimedia Projects

Silly jokes about math (because it's fun!)

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

Question: How is the moon like a dollar?
Answer: They both have four quarters!

Question: How many frogs can you put in an empty bucket?
Answer: One, after that, the bucket's not empty!

Question: What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Answer: Geometry!

Question: Did you hear about the mathematician who was thrown in jail?
Answer: He now has zero degrees of freedom.

Question: Which weights more- a pound of concrete or a pound of cotton?
Answer: Neither, they weigh the same!

If you have any jokes you'd like me to add on the website, please email me!

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