This vender vends Slink's Cream Cheese, only altered to sound weirder. The vender both looks and sounds very strange.
This is an altered version of the metamorph device from Life Kit #1. The Metamorph device makes a norn very sick and creates an opposite sex clone of them. This one appears in the hand instead of in the volcano.
This is an altered version of the flying saucer from Life Kit #1. This one is invisible to creatures so you won't be exploring with a norn only to suddenly have a flying saucer cart the norn away because one of your other norns discovered the flying saucer button.