Quotes
"She's not a whore, she's just loose!"
"Go talk to that guy. Just tell him that you're loose and you'll be fine!"
"Scientia non est potentia, quae prologum potentia solidum est."
"Quid vespar ferat incertum est."
"Women, can't live with them...end of sentence." - Jack [Will and Grace]
"That guy looks suspicious. He's in a gay bar eating a hot dog without any irony." - Will [Will and Grace]
"You're comin' in loud and queer!" - Karen [Will and Grace]
"I hate Hofstra, my classes are boring, and the only high point in my life is that i still get to have sex once in a while!" - Horny Angel
"We gotta eat, nasty habit we got into."
"Were you born on a chicken farm? Beacause you sure do know how to raise cocks." - Tom
"I turned a gay guy straight!" - Christina
"They fell asleep one after the other, it was like sleep dominoes!" - Danielle
"Fine! Whatever. I was only trying to be a gentlefag." -
"He could do whatever to her, but once he starts getting an erection it's on!" - Christian
"Come on, Introseduce me."
Joe: It sounds like a mix between kung fu and country.
Mike: It's Kungtry!
Paolo: I just feel like getting on the floor right here and sleeping.
Beth: Yea, Let's go. (we both lie down on the floor in the hallway to chorus)
Joe: Um...ok, we're leaving.
"oOoOo baby u want me? well you can get this lap dance here for free" - Diane
"Did you rape him, or did u just fantasize about it?" - Diane
Nikole: Haha, I'm gonna get a ticket for excessive horn use.
Paolo: I think you're just horny.
"I'm messing up the verticalness of the page." - Jamie
"Oh my god! Look Sponge Bob is stripping!" (as she undresses him in class) - Minah
"Well...i wont keep you from sleep...cause you might miss him in your dream and we wouldnt want that." - Paolo to Jenny
Kasie: "Oh my god, The model on that wall is mine!"
Paolo: "Ok. fine." (We walk into Hollister)
Hot Clerk: "Good Morning."
Paolo and Kasie: Hey.
(Paolo and Clerk look at each other)
(Kasie trips. No no, she literally trips!)
Paul: So does he get alot of the thing that's behind us?
(Paolo, Vinny, and Jenna look around...behind them, and they see nothing)
Vinny: What are you talking about?
Paolo: I don't see anything behind us?
Vinny: Are there girls in that car behind us?
Paul: No, I meant ass. Does he get alot of ass?
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