Crazy Ivan:
Full Real Name: Ivan Pikel
Nickname: Iron Chef Chocobo
Class: Chef
Species: Human
Age: 30+?
Birthdate: Doesn't admit to one
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Hair Style: Shaggy beard, sometimes braided. Shaggy hair tucked up into hat.
Height: 5'0" Weight: 212 lbs
Hometown: No one knows
Weapon(s): Big Iron Skillet, razor-sharp chef knives for throwing
Nickname given to Weapon: "Bird-WHANGER!"
Gender: Male
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Theme Music: N/A
Clothes: Black pants, white chef coat, tall chef hat. Sometimes wears a bandolier of metal spice cans across his chest.
Personality: Ivan is not sane. His dwarfish build and dwarfish personality make him prone to foul temper, but he tends to express his anger through cooking rather than hurting people. Fortunately he's a very good cook when he's pissed off. Somewhere beneath it all is a good heart, but only the very sincere and sweet are likely to ever see this. It should also be noted that Ivan has a chocobo fixation. Make that obsession. Whatever the origin of his vendetta against the big birds is, he has made cooking chocobo the focus of his culinary career and to him the only good chocobo is a chocobo on a spit.
Quote: "Yesterday you rode it, today you eat it." "Oh look, an adorable little woodland creature. You kill it while I whip up some batter." "*looking up at twenty-foot-tall monster* I think I have a recipe for that."
Origin:
Ivan doesn't talk about his past much. Usually all he says is "Eat this and mind your own business." Only three things are certain about Ivan: 1:) No chocobo is safe when he's around, 2:) No one starves when Ivan's around, and 3:) If it's edible, Ivan can and probably will cook it.