KING COUCH POTATO

When I get home, I turn on my T.V

I sit back on the couch with a six-month-old beer

I’m watchin’ repeats of M.A.S.H and I dream of Jeannie

It can’t get better than this oh…..Oh am I dreaming

I sit all by myself

Watchin’ the shows

Put my feet up on the coffee table with the

T.V aglow Witha

T.V soaps

The Muppet show

Why do they call me?

A Couch Potato

When I wake up I turn on my T.V

I’m Watchin’ GMA as I make a cup of tea

I might stay home from work and watch T.V all day

Oh damn it’s on the fritz I might

Have to earn some pay

So I can get it fixed

To watch some shows

Put my feet back on the coffee table as the

T.V glow Witha

T.V soaps

When I get home from drinkin’ with my friends

I turn on the tele to a show that never ends

I’m eatin’ my pizza hero droppin’ bits all over the floor

Won’t bother pickin’ it up till I’m hungry for some more

I sit all by myself

Watchin’ the shows

Put my fit on the coffee table with the

T.V aglow Witha

The lovely Buffy

The Late, Late show

I’ve earned the name of

King Coach Potato