A woman takes a seat on a bus and hears two 
Italian men speaking. She quickly becomes startled 
when she overhears one of them men say, "Emma 
come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come 
together. I come again. Two asses, they come 
together again. I pee twice. Den I come once more."

The woman turns around and says, "You foul-mouthed 
swine. In this country, we don't talk about sex in public!"

The man replies, "Hey, coola down, lady - I'ma just 
telling my friend howa spell Mississippi."