I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these 
wet clothes.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my
package.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I  may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one 
talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and  I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed  
Thrasher, have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to  make you the happiest woman on earth 
tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta 
me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride 
you  for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

You  might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only 
a light switch away 

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw 
ya.

If it's  true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by 
morning.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom 
floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be  screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr.  Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you  don't like 
pizza?

I  may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home 
without me.

Do you  sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???

Do  you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in 
them

If I told you you had a  nice body, would you hold IT against me?

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into 
this cheap motel room.

Hey, nice shoes, wanna fuck?