World's Best Pickup Lines 1. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? 2. You know you remind me of a baseball, 'cause I wanna hit it. 3. Can I get some fries to go with that shake? 4. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's have sex. 5. As of today, I'm rash-free. 6. If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, could I bust a nut in your hole? 7. Do you wash your clothes in Windex? (Reply: "No, why?") Because I can see myself in your pants. 8. Hi, my name is (insert name here). Remember that, since you'll be screaming it tonight. 9. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Sunny side up, scrambled or fertilized? 10. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the cash? 11. Hey baby, if I told you had a nice body would you hold it against me? 12. Are you as good as my friends say you are?? 13. You don't sweat much for a fat girl 14. Your Dad must be a drug dealer... cause you are so DOPE!!! 15. Baby, your lips are like wine and I wanna get drunk tonight! 16. If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together. 17. Your name must be Visa because it's everywhere I wanna be. 18. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long 19. You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away 20. Hey baby. what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet? 21. Would you care to dance with me? If refused, say: That's okay, I had to go and shit anyway. 22. Do you want to play war? I'll get down on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me! 23. That blouse looks very becoming on you, If I were on you I'd be coming too. 24. "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere?" 25. Do you own a chicken farm? Because you sure can raise a cock. 26. "Do you have an overdue book at the library?" I said: "No, why?" He said: "Because you have FINE written all over you." 27. "I know you're not beautiful but I like you anyway." 28. "Hey, did you just grab my ass?" (no) "Well, what's stopping you?" 29. "Your parents must be retarded, cause you sure are special." 30. " Your lips look a little wrinkled may I press them". 31. Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken! 32. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays? 33. This only works while someone is at their job. You: so what time do you get off? (They reply, whatever time) You: can I help? 34. What are your short-term goals? 35. Guy: What F*cks like a tiger and winks? Girl: ??? Guy: (Winks) 36. Walk up to a girl and rub your hand over your mouth, then say, "here, I cleared off a place for you to sit." 37. "Baby, you remind me of a ten-pound salmon, I don't know whether to eat you, or mount you!" 38. You must be a baker cause your buns are FINE!!! 39. Will you please get on top of me so I can get you off my mind? 40. You remind me of the horse outside of Wal-Mart. When you put a quarter in you can ride all day long. 41. Hey sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up. 42. Sit on my face and let me guess your weight. 43. I'm an undercover cop. I need your name and number. 44. Hey baby, I've got your condom shipment; do you take deliveries in the rear? 45. Hey baby, wanna make like a firewoman, and slide down my pole? 46. See there's you with all those curves and here's me with no brakes. 47. Your parents must be assholes, cause you are the shit. 48. "How many drinks would it take for you to take advantage of me?" 49. Hand a guy/girl a screw and say "wanna screw?" 50. My love for you is like diarrhea, it just flows 51. You look a lot like my second wife and I've only been married once!! 52. I've already got the "f", "c", and "k", now all I need is "U" 53. "If u were a booger, I'd pick u first!" 54. If I flip a coin, what are the chances I'll get head? 55. Hey are u from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see! 56. Your shoelaces are having a party, so tell your pants to come on down. 57. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?" 58. "Let's play Titanic - when I say ICEBERG, you go down." 59. "You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar rise." 60. "Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like some?" 61. You can call me Fred Flintstone, because I'll make your Bedrock. 62. The horn blows, does the driver? 63. Have I hit on you before? 64. You ask, "how are you?" if they reply "fine" then you said, "I asked how are you? Not how you look like" 65. Would you like me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me? 66. If you are what u eat i would be you by morning 67. Excuse me, what is your name? In my dreams I just call you Baby. 68. You're last name must be Gillette b/c you're the best a man can get 69. You're hot as hot-chocolate and just as sweet 70. You're so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear 71. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you? 72. Can you give me directions? ["To where?"] Your heart. 73. Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. 74. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. 75. Stand still so I can pick you up! 76. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea. 77. Your name must be Mickey because your so fine. 78. You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!" 79. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy 80. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 81. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. 82. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. 83. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! 84. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. 85. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. 86. If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! 87. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire. 88. Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole. 89. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 90. At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?" 91. I know milk does a body good, but jeez - how much have you been drinking? 92. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 93. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits. 94. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. 95. Nice legs...what time do they open? 96. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. 97. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 98. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? 99. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. 100. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked 101. Are those real? 102. The only place I want to go is south of the border. 103. You can feel the magic between us...No, lower! 104. If you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya. 105. (Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself. 106. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.- 107. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. 108. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. 109. I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right. 110. Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.