It was a hot day in Germany. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a
roast in the oven, then went out to pick up the dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's
hot," she said to herself as she walked down Main Street on her way to
the store. She passed by an air conditioned tavern and thought,"Vy nodt?"
So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came over and
asked her what she wanted to drink.

"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I vill have myself zee icecold beer."

The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"

Helga blushed and replied, "Vell its fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?