A new two-year degree is being offered at the 
University that many of you should be interested in: 

Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six 
trimesters, you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn an MA degree (Male 
Arts). Please take a 
moment to look over the program outline. 

FIRST YEAR 
Autumn Schedule: 

MEN 101 Combating Stupidity 
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework 
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Closed 
MEN 104 Thinking Before You Speak 

Winter Schedule: 
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques 
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to 
Getting in at 4 am 
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception 
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook 
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II 
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers 

Spring Schedule: 
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Fool When You're Wrong 
MEN 121 Understanding "Feelings" 
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex 
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers 
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers 

SECOND YEAR 
Autumn Schedule: 
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It 
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If IT'S Awake, Take a Shower 
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex 
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down 
Elective (See Electives Below) 

Winter Schedule: 
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency 
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children 
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver 
MEN 213 Believe Me, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise 
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are 
Important 

Spring Schedule: 
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary 
(Pass/Fail Only) 
MEN 221 Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions 
SEX 201 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT 
Considered Foreplay 

Course Electives: 
EAT 101 Wiping and Capping the Ketchup Bottle 
and Toothpaste after using 
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils 
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly 
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law 
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening 
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"