WHY DOES A BLONDE WEAR GREEN LIPSTICK?

 A= BECAUSE RED MEANS STOP


 Q=WHY DOES A BLONDE WRITE TGIF ON THE BOTTOM OF HER SHOE?

 A= TOES GO IN FIRST


 Q=HOW DO YOU KILL A BLONDE?

 A=WRITE SCRATCH AND SNIFF ON THE BOTTOM OF A POOL.