TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK :

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in 
that time-management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably 
got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement 
and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminating toward people whopractice 
Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your 
desk...

1. " ... and in Jesus' name. Amen."