I am from Windsor!

Hi. I'm not an autoworker or a casino dealer.
I'm not a biker, and I don't drive a minivan.
"I've never met Yvette or Marie-France
from Montreal, but I'm sure they are very nice
strippers.

I have never set foot in a bingo hall, either.
"I am bilingual - I speak both Fahrenheit
and Metric. But down here it's pronounced 
"O-let Street," not "woo-let." Okay? And it's
"Peery" Street, not Pierre. "

There is nothing treasonous about
supporting either the Red Wings or
the Tigers.

I know all the major outlet malls of
Michigan, and I walk the night
streets of Detroit without fear.

"I believe in partying, not politics,
that golf should be our national
sport, that driving is a right, not a
privilege, and that air conditioning 
is a matter of life and death.

"I can outwork anyone - if I feel like it.

I will not eat the pizza served in  any
other city. And I would rather
die than be transferred to London,
Ontario.