The drunken Texan at the Alaskan bar was bragging, as usual. 
 The bartender said to him, "Around here, a man is not a man until he has killed a grizzly bear bare-handed and has screwed an Eskimo woman."

 The Texan staggered out into the night. He returned about an hour later, clothes ripped to shreds. 

 "Now, where is that woman you want killed?"