A DWARF HAIRLIP WAS OUT ONE DAY LOOKING FOR A 
HORSE TO BUY WHEN HE CAME UPON A SIGN AT A FARM
STATING 'HORSE FOR SALE'. HE APPROACHED THE 
FARMER THERE AND SAID, "I THEE YOU HABE A HORTH 
FOR THALE, MAY I THEE HER?" THE FARMER TOOK THE 
DWARF HAIRLIP OUT BACK TO THE HORSE.
THE DWARF HAIRLIP WALKED UP TO THE FRONT OF THE
HORSE AND SAID TO THE FARMER, "CAN YOU PICK ME UP
THO I CAN THEE HER TEETH?" TO WHICH THE FARMER
DID. "AH, NITH TEETH, YOU CAN PUT ME DOWN NOW."
SAID THE DWARF HAIRLIP AND HE WALKED AROUND TO
THE SIDE OF THE HORSE AND SAYS,"CAN YOU PICK ME 
UP AND PUT ME ON HER BACK PLEATH?" THE DWARF
SAYS, TO WHICH THE FARMER DOES.
"AH, NITH STWONG BACK, YOU CAN PUT ME DOWN NOW,
THANKTHS." THE DWARF HAIRLIP SAYS AND THE FARMER
PUTS HIM DOWN OFF THE HORSE. THE DWARF HAIRLIP
THEN WALKS AROUND BACK OF THE HORSE AND SAYS," CAN
I THEE HER TWAT?' TO WHICH THE FARMER THEN PICKS 
UP THE DWARF HAIRLIP AND SHOVES HIS HEAD UP THE
HORSES REAR AND DROPS HIM ON THE GROUND.
"MAYBE I THOULD REFRAITH THAT," THE DWARF 
HAIRLIP SAYS, "CAN I THEE HER RUN!"