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| When you break someone's bones, it sounds like you're making popcorn. Except popcorn doesn't scream. -Saber Shadowkitten, Not All Blood Is Red ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "I'm hurt." Spike effected a pout. "You used to bugger me nightly, and I thought it was good between us, baby-" "That's it," Angel growled, shoving Spike's arms down. "Either you're a hallucination because I need sleep, or I'm back in hell again and no one bothered to tell me." ******** He heard the smile that crossed Spike's lips, and when he reopened his eyes, he mentally groaned. "You want to have sex." It was a statement, not a question. "You read my mind." "I think that smile that's all but screaming 'fuck this vampire' helped clue me in, too." -Saber Shadowkitten, 6.8 on the Richter Scale ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ That was an involuntary action, boy. Imagine what I would have done if I'd planned something. -Samantha McCullough, Dead Year's End ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ She thought about him for a second, those dark brown eyes, liquid pools of chocolatey browness that she could just fall into and let the whole stupid world go to hell. -Rebecca Carefoot, The Sighing Game ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "You couldn't kill a paraplegic man with a heart condition if I gave you a bullhorn, a flamethrower, and the controls to his wheelchair." -Saturn Girl, Scarlet Letter ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ . . . He planned to spend the night sitting there in the lobby, in the dark, and thinking about just how irritated he was. It was a good plan. It kept his brooding skills sharp. -Dusk, Male Bonding, In Theory ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Angelcakes, are you drunk?" "Not yet." The Host gently took the glass from his hand. "Not at all. Talk to me." Angel shook his head. "No. You'll just tell me that to solve all my problems, I have to paint myself yellow and tap dance my way to China, or something equally insane. I mean, yellow?" -Dusk, Losing Faith ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ His heavy breathing makes it rise and fall and I can�t help but want to make it stop. Make him mine forever. But it hurts so much more when you�re only human�so I guess that can wait. ******** I nod, feeling a calm inside that I only get after this. It�s why we both use each other like this�he has his reasons, I have mine. He looks a little awkward before nodding as a way of saying goodbye, then leaves. Tempted to tell him his flies are undone? Nah. -Aj, Same Time Next Week ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ �Well, I believe I�ve narrowed it down to three suspects.� Wesley said proudly, �Now it�s just a question of�� �It�s that one.� Angel pointed at one. �Pointing at one randomly and going from there.� Wesley finished sarcastically. *************** �You just can�t admit you�re doing the right thing can you?� Angel asked. �Not if it means I�m helping you voluntarily, no.� Lindsey said, smirking. Angel shook his head. �I should have killed you when I had the chance.� Lindsey only smiled. �Know the feeling.� -Aj, Side by Side ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ �Shut your moaning�Angel will be back soon.� Cordelia told them. �He rung while you two were�doing whatever you two do when you go to the bathroom together.� Wesley blushed and Gunn became defensive. �We talk�man talk.� �Sure�because that�s not Wesley I hear crying �Oh fuck, Jesus, yeah!� every five minutes.� �What can I say, the man likes to pee.� Gunn told her. -Aj, Back to Insanity ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Xander made a beeline for the 'work casual' section of menswear. "What the bloody hell is 'work casual' anyway?" Spike muttered. "Either you work or you don't." -Sajinn, Night of All Nights ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I'd seen enough and heard enough that I thought I could guess pretty well what had happened-Spike had gotten his soul back. And if Angel was even half as crazy when he got his back, it's no wonder he was still weird a hundred years later. -Firehorse, Kindness ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Spike briefly entertained the thought of trying something other than sex to cheer Xander up, then decided it was time to lay off the JD. Kayla, Midnight Clear ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ " ... Can't a man tell his bestest guy friend how incredibly hot he is?" "Usually only if he wants to get his arse walloped." Kayla, Holiday Cheer: Eggnog ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ �Y�know� Every time I think I�m getting too soft for words I listen to you. Then I feel all butch and manly again.� �Well, doesn�t that make all my painfully heartfelt declarations worthwhile.� �What you really seem to be declaring, is that you think I�ll get bored with this life and take off. Shrug aside the fondue set and go looking for some mindless violence. Actually, a lot of my violence showed considerable thought, I�ll have you know.� �We have a fondue set?� Lazuli, Repossession ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Never meet an enemy without your pants on." ******** "Can you fetch me something?" "Anything, love." "Something solid to bang my head against. A wall will do." Lazuli, Repossession part 53 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "We'll get back to the subject of me smacking you silly one of these days. Count on it." But Spike didn't seem terribly interested in pursuing the topic right now, as he lifted both eyebrows in what was possibly the most seductive facial expression since ... well, Spike lifting one eyebrow. Mad Poetess, Chocolatey Goodness Part 8: Pillow Talking ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ There's always a goodbye lurking somewhere inside love's heart. It never fails to bite you in the ass. Princess Twilite, Situation Normal All Fucked Up ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ �You got lots of cash stored away somewhere, dontcha, peaches?� Spike asked with a cocky grin on his face. Angel growled quietly at the ribbing, but sighed. �Yes. I do. You�re not buying Disneyland.� Spike made a point of looking affronted. �Oh, please! If I was gonna buy something that big I�d at least buy Vegas. Besides, they don�t let you snog enough in Disneyland.� Xander couldn�t help snickering. Angel rolled his eyes. �You�re not buying Vegas, either." Robin, the Crossover Junkie, Mercy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ True, he had been ignored by everyone except for a psychopath zombie and his friends. Even if they had been bad news... they had took him in as one of their team. He had been the wheels man... In fact, when Jake had tried to kill him, before the bomb thing... well, it had been in a friendly way. And when dead bullies started to treat you better than your friends, you knew that life was starting to suck. Adalisa, Quiet Minds ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gunn poked his head out of the back office. "Oh, yeah. Cat pee? Bring it on because I can't wait to get on that." He shook his head. "Crazy ass vampire. This place is called 'Angel Investigations' for a reason. You take care of the cat pee lady." He ducked back into the office. Kay, Healer ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ �The simple words of a simple man, And they tell a simple truth: Of an immortal love, In a mortal life, My eternity with you.� Lazuli, Reposession part 98 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Revenge may be sweet, but the aftertaste has a hell of a burn. Lazuli, Reposession part 111 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Spike knew then, the contentment that could be found in the purest selfless act. He gazed into brown eyes that held an eternity for him, accepting that eternity could pass in a moment. Accepting that he and Xander had had their moment. Lazuli, Reposession part 115 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And when Xander snuffles at Spike's neck, Spike knows there's never been a sweeter touch than his boy clumsily forcing the skin to part beneath his teeth. EntreNous, Dying To... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Fine," Angel said. "Let's try it this way. Either I *get* news by the end of the day, or I'm going to start killing indiscriminately and not really care about whether or not God sorts it all out on his end, okay?" ******** "Angel," Spike said, patiently, "you're a *vampire*. You couldn't have a kid with a human if it came pre-fertilized." "I could have a kid," Angel said. "No, you *couldn't*," Spike said. "I *did*," Angel reminded him. "Eighteen years ago thanks to some miracle that we *still* don't understand," Spike said. "That's an accident, not a sign of your bloody prowess." ******** "Is he� " Angel asked, then gestured vaguely. "What's he like?" "Bit of a stick up his backside but he claims it's in your honor," Spike said. Angel mulled that over. "You're speaking metaphorically, right?" ******** "I don't - " Angel made a wavy, thrusting gesture with his hands. " - *plan* sex. I just *have* sex. You know, get in the mood, find the right person, and let it happen. This - this is like an appointment." "The hardships you bear," Spike said, giving him a look. "Gosh, I don't envy you. What you poor Champions have to go through." TheBratQueen, Protocol part three ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "People can actually tell that you and I - " Angel turned to Xander. "Do I look different to you?" Xander leaned on his cue stick, tilting his head to the side. "Let's see� new shirt, you put those highlights in your hair, and you have *finally* accepted your fate as a summer and *not* a winter so I'd have to say that�. yes, I don't care in the slightest." "You know I'm going to bring up these conversations whenever people ask me why I had no doubts you were gay," Angel told him. "And yet you never hit on me," Xander made a thoughtful sound. "You know I don't think I thank you enough for that." "I wanna see," Connor said. "Connor, I can't hit on Xander," Angel said. "I'm married." "Your *marriage* is the thing that's blocking you on that one?" Xander asked. "Well 'oh my God it burns' seemed a little catty even for what we're calling a relationship," Angel told him. ******** "So you want me to get into an argument with Angel to get you the right to a thing that you don't want in the first place?" Spike asked. "I'm just saying it could cross your mind," Xander told him. The Brat Queen, Protocol part seventeen ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From his observation post against the wall, Xander concludes that Hellmouth diplomacy is better. Monster arrives. Monster gets killed, end of story. Kazwil, Hell's Handyman ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "It's like looking at Wes, but with boobies." "I feel like I should be punching you for that," Angel said, "but I don't know why." ******** The discovery that Wesley, in spite of all behavioral appearances, was not actually a cat caused Hieronymus no small amount of thought. Certainly he'd known that Wesley did not *look* like a cat, but then Hieronymus had not met every kind of cat that there was in the world. It was entirely possible that some were very tall, mostly hairless, walked on two legs, and were incapable of meowing. Hieronymus felt it wasn't his place to be judgmental. The Brat Queen, Protocol, part 38 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "I don't want him to be with anybody else anymore," Angel said. "I want him to be with me. Or at least I want a shot at it." "Well considering that you're married to him in an agreement so binding that it puts some of the finer S&M gear to shame I'd say you've already got that one covered," Xander pointed out. ??The Brat Queen, Protocol, part 33 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "I like a man who's not afraid of a strong woman," Nina said. "Someday I really have to tell you about all my old girlfriends," Angel said. "Someday I really have to make sure we don't start that conversation without a gag in your mouth," Nina looked thoughtful. ******** "Last night I got hit by these freaky floating things that looked like those demons that stabbed Elijah Wood." "Wait," Spike said. "In the movie, or just last month?" Flutter, Ats: No Limits (first episode a virtual season 6) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Lust rolled through Spike's body like thunder, far away, when dark clouds are on the horizon. Distant and beautiful... but faintly threatening. ******** He can't resist the charm of Spike. Spike is the Godzilla of charm, record exec. You are Japan! ******** Well, what does she know? Healthy relationship material. Who has healthy relationships these days? Winterlive, Affected ******** You're an enigma, but a naked enigma with its hand on my dick. And, hey, that makes up for a lot of flaws. kimberly_a, It's Just a Jump to the Left ******** "Swim team? I mean come on...that hardly strikes fear into your enemies does it? Beware...the swim team. They have come to eat you up. Nope not even a chill." ~Kirasmommy, Mermaid's Steam ******** "All this time together, I never bothered looking at you properly; now that I want to, it's too damn cold!" Trapper laughed, saying, "C'mon, Hawk, you've seen thousands of guys naked." "Yeah, but none of them were you, and none of them were now." Three Day Pass (It's M*A*S*H slash, btw) back to main |
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