Yo mama so fat... Yo Momma is so fat when she goes outside with a red t-shirt, all the kids in the neighborhood yell, "hey KOOL-AID." Yo Mamma so fat every time she go out to eat she asked if she wants the group discount Yo Momma is so fat, every time she goes in Taco Bell everybody runs for the border Yo momma is so fat, the police dog stopped her at the airport for having 10 pounds of crack Yo'momma so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats. Yo'momma so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milkduds Yo'momma so fat her picture fell off the wall! Yo'momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th. Yo'momma so fat your family portrait has stretch marks. Yo'momma so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up. Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! Yo momma so fat that when God said 'Let there be light' he told her to move her fat ole butt over!' Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy." Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through. Yo momma so fat when I first met her she was standing on the corner Granville and 41st, 42nd, 43rd, and 44th streets. Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! Yo momma so fat even Richard Simmons won't help her! Yo momma so fat at parties she makes her own Congo line Yo momma so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo momma so fat she had to get out of bed to roll over Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side! Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose. Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball! Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo momma so fat were in her right now Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code! Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen! Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views! Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo momma so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep. Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again. Yo momma so fat she influences the tides. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and Green peace tried to push her back in the water Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Green peace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!! Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship Yo momma so fat she accidentally got a 747 caught in her teeth Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!! Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the hell off!!! Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!! Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94" Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!