Yo mama so...

Yo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter 
Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. 
Yo momma so bald you can see what’s on her mind 
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed. 
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall! 
Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving. 
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. 
Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. 
Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. 
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. 
Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. 
Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. 
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. 
Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper. 
Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand. 
Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles. 
Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaud. 
Yo momma has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses 
Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!" 
Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! 
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. 
Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. 
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. 
Yo momma twice the man you are. 
Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. 
Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9. 
Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. 
Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more." 
Yo momma grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. 
Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo. 
Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT" 
Yo momma referees bar fights without a shirt on. 
If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards. 
It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldn’t get used to the front seat! 
You were born out of your mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy. 
I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle. 
I seen your mother downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut. 
Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. 
Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro! 
Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley! 
Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball! 
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt! 
Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs" 
Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change. 
Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive 
Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times. 
Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man. 
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! 
Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. 
Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb. 
Yo momma so short she does back flips under the bed. 
Yo momma so short she models for trophies. 
Yo momma so short she is the original Q-tip 
Yo momma so short she poll vaults with a toothpick 
Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt 
Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh! 
Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down. 
Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach 
Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left. 
Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave 
Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. 
Yo momma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape. 
Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off 
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. 
Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea 
Yo momma so nasty skunks run from her 
Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay 
Yo momma so nasty even her Sure deodorant is confused
Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up! 
Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke! 
Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn! 
Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on! 
Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride! 
Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one! 
Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country! 
Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her! 
Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows! 
Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw! 
Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing 
Yo momma like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her! 
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package! 
Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded. 
Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter. 
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long. 
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!" 
Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!" 
Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow. 
Yo momma like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap! 
Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner.....a real good suck. 
Yo momma like a potato chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..." 
Yo momma like castle bury stew: servings are family size 
Yo momma like a carpenter’s dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.
Yo momma like a squirrel, she’s always got nuts in her mouth.
Yo momma like McDonalds, billions and billions served.
Yo momma like birthday cake, everybody gets a piece
Yo momma is like train tracks, she gets laid all over the place