'True Talent' Jon Hampton:: Hey peeps! What's going on!? Damn it's been such a long time since I've done this! Finally, I am here to entertain you once again! It's been way too long! All of you diehard Hampton fans knew in your hearts that I would return to the wrestling world again, and here I am! I decided XWF would be the perfect place to make my return, considering that it is the most entertaining and powerful federation in existence! And for all of you Assclowns who never respected Hampton, you're also a main reason why I returned! It's time for you to learn exactly who I am! If you're actually stupid enough to think that I'm nothing, I'm going to prove you wrong! I am in this industry because it's what I love doing, and I love entertaining all of you! Even the ones who didn't like me back in my older days. You guys are great too, because I love seeing how pissed off you all get after I accomplish something, especially winning a match against one of your favorites! But there is always more time to discuss these matters later. As always, in my tradition, it's time to get down to the point. It's time for you to hear my thoughts about my upcoming match. But this match isn't just going to be any match. This will mark my first match since roughly three years ago! And it looks like my first opponent since my break, is a guy by the name of Moralis Candoom. I don't know anything about you, accept for the fact that you are also new to the XWF. But unlike me, I don't see that you've been in any other federations before this one. That's okay, you have to start somewhere, and you might as well start off against one of the best this place now has to offer! But since you're facing me first, here another bit of advice real quick, stay out of the way of people! So let's see....what else must I address to you Mr. Condom?....Well, speaking of condoms, you're definately going to need some type of protection when you step into the ring with me! And by the way, how is your back feeling? I hope it's in great condition because this time I'm going to deal some real damage! You're not going to get out of this match easily. For one, this is your first match and you need to be shown around the ring a little and learn the sport better! And since this will be my first match in over three years, I want everyone to see that I still have what it takes to be the greatest superstar in Sports Entertainment! Sorry, nothing personal towards your wimpy ass, but I WILL NOT hold anything back! And if I do, it's because I feel sorry for you and how bad you suck! I seriously hope you're not as pitiful in the ring as you are with your mic skills though. I recently watched your little promo, or announcement, or whatever the Hell you want to call it. What was even the using of spending time on something that awful!? Don't you have anything important to say to the people besides running off your mouth about how big of a threat you are? But if that wasn't even bad enough. That was your first promo, you should've made something of it! Instead, you just stand there and ramble off the top of your head for less than thirty seconds! And the sad thing, is that you were already boring in that extremely short time span. And nowhere did I hear my name mentioned! The least you could've done is acknowledge me as your first opponent, and touched upon your first match coming up at the next Showdown! But seriously... how can you actually expect to win the World Championship already? You just entered this business! You'll be lucky to even have a good match at a Pay-Per-View in the somewhat near future! You should feel priveleged to even set your foot in the XWF! Before you go concentrating on impossible goals in your new career, focus on the present! As you know, I'm also new to this federation, but I'm a veteran of the wrestling world. Hopefully, you can learn a few things from me. First lesson being: Don't get ahead of yourself! Second Lesson: You're going to learn what it's like to face one of the very top stars this industry has to offer! And third, I'm going to be whipping your ass all around that ring!