Everything that appears in this
page is a compilation of true life experiences.
Any resemblance to true facts or persons is absolutely...
not
a coincidence.
You
know you’ve read too much Drizzt when...
- You start dreaming you
are Drizzt.
- You start dressing on green,
just because of Drizzt’s green cloak.
- You start walking tip-toe
like to avoid making a noise when you go to school.
- You stop in the morning
to watch the sunrise and think "I will find a place for my own some
day in this daylight world".
- When somebody bullies you
at school, you think "It’s O.K. I’m used to it, It’s no easy for human
race to understand my kind".
- When you have a grain on
your face you feel you’ve become some kind of monster (an osteogarph) and
ask your closest friend: "Please... K- Kill me".
- You make a TOO MUCH DRIZZT
page.
- You LOOK for Drizzt’s pages
on the net and find this TOO MUCH DRIZZT page.
- You make your own Plush Drizzt,
because there are no Drizzt Toys...
Click on the misterious figure to see my masterpiece...
- You read this and have
ACTUALLY DONE or at least thought of some things that are mentioned here.
- You write you school work about R.A. Salvatore.
- you use Drizzt's quotes for your philosophy work
- You have the salad spoons
(or two twigs) in your hands and start moving them as scimitars.
- When you do that, your
sister takes off her belt and uses it as a snake whip.
- You walk in the darkness
in your untidy room and think you are in the dangerous underdark
- Your Mother actually KNOWS
what the underdark is, and calls your untidy room like that.
- When you have green clothes
and it starts raining, you think you are in the damps of the "silver
streams" book
- Or if you are dressed in black, you think you are Artemis Entreri.
- You went to see the D&D movie just because you thought the redbearded warrior on the previews was Bruenor.
- And you didnt' like the movie 'cuz there was no Drizzt on it... (^-^)...*
- You thought Strider in LOTR was Drizzt.
- You thought Legolas in LOTR moved as Drizzt.
- You think your eyes would
look better in a paisley...
- And your hair would look
good on white.
- You wonder why you can’t
have pointed ears.
- You go to beach and sun
tan too much because you want to be dark.
- or you avoid the sun light because it hurts your "drow eyes"
- You call the bull on your
football team "Wulfgar".
- You call your grumpy friend
, dad or father in law "Bruenor".
- You call your girlfriend
"Catti Brie"...
- And your little brother
"Regis"...
- And they ALL know WHAT
you are talking about.
- You call your pet Guenwhivar
(even if it is a hamster)
- You are the only one who
knows Drizzt in your group, and by the next summer vacation, all of the
gang has read your books. (or at least two of them, the rest has only over
heard you all too much and knows the whole story.)
- Your RPC (role playing
character) Is Drizzt , or has some kind of relationship or resemblance with
him.
- You die to have a black
cat to call it Guenwhivar. (If you haven’t already done it)
- You look for a cute and
thin color guy to disguise him as Drizzt
- You color a photograph
of Michael Jackson or another color guy so that he looks like Drizzt
- Or at least you put a white wig on a black guy just to know what a Drow looks like.
- Zzudennly, Everyzzhing
you Write hazz a doubleZ zzomewhere.
- You start hating Catti
Brie after Wulgar dies.
- You start loving her again
after she rescues Drizzt from the underdark.
- You take your Granny’s
plumed hat and her metallic 20’s fashioned dress to disguise your self as
Jarlaxlé (or at least you think it)
- You think of doing the same when you see the Estudiantina or the drama club on your shool, and their all colored cloacks and big plummed hats...
- You can’t help thinking
of Guenwhivar every time you see a panther...
- Or of Catti Brie every
time you see the cute red hair curly babe on your block.
- (girls) You have a locket
whit the picture of your boyfriend and touch it when you want to know if
he’s close to you.
- You think Artemis Entreri
should be the best friend of Drizzt.
- You spend a whole evening
discussing whether Drizzt , Jarlaxlé or Wulfgar is the one who deserves
Catti Brie...
- And the winner is Artemis
Entreri.
- You cannot sleep thinking
of the unhappy childhood that could have led Entreri to become so coldhearted
(Much easier if you are in a Pajama party)
- When you are playing an
RPG on your computer or your console, and you can name the character, you
choose the name Drizzt. (or his friends alike)
- You desperately seek for
your girlfriend a girl whit white hair...
- Or Curly red hair...
- Or for your boyfriend you
look for a color skinned boy (whether he’s white hair or without hair)...
- Or a muscled blond boy...
- Or a brunette boy who always
dresses in black
- You take the crystal perfume
bottle from your mom’s table and say: "I am the master of the shard.You
will not own Crenshinibon!!!"
- You think Drizzt should
have a T.V. Show, just as Xena’s or Hercules’...
- And you and your friends
make a casting for the characters. (see DrizztMovie
page for details)
- You
try to buy a pair of scimitars.
- When you have your scimitars, you hit yourself on the face trying to use them... but you keep trying anyways...
- You never allow the light to enter your room.
- You make "whirling scimitars of death" out of pvc pipe and fight your friends
- You arrange your PVC scimitars with playdoh, resistol and silver spray paint so they look realistic... and it's not homework.
- You wish there was a Cal Malee Magthere....
- to study there and to be a classmate of Drizzt...
- You went out and bought purple contact lenses.
- While out with your friends you run out ahead of them incase a band of hook horrors are await in ambush.
-
Any cute boy with white hair and brown or black skin on a tv show or a videogame reminds you of drizzt.
- You call your aquarium House Do'Urden and the big mean female guppy Briza.Never mind that the entire tank is killed by ick 'cept the purple male beta ( who was in his own little cube).
- You adopt the black Jaquar at the zoo and try to think of ways to bring it home with you. this is a little scary
- you call two of your kitchen knives 'Twinkle' and 'Icingbreath'
- you wonder if your father is the weapon master of the house ;)
- And you think it more when he leaves you in his tool room. (You imagine it's Zaknafein's weapon collection)
- you find yourself applying black make-up and putting on your purple contact lenses before you go to work....
- you name your cats Drizzt, Catti-Brie, Wulfgar, etc... ;)
- you find yourself calling your mom 'Matron Mother'
- you find yourself setting up a shrine for your beloved Spider Queen, Lloth (or Lolth).
- Or you start being arachnofobic.
- You go to the weapon store and get disappointed that they don't have scimitars
- you started calling your hammer 'Aegis-fang' hee hee :) hclark
- you walk in the cat gift store and you find yourself trying to summon the astral cat from the cat statues... ;)
- You learn to communicate with the deaf language of the hands just to pretend you are a drow.
- you try to order with a dwarfish (or drowish) accent at McDonald's Restaruant, or with the hand language.
- You learn to speak in drow
- You study Thalenta Ilithirri just to compete with your LOTR fan friend who speaks in Tenguesta Qwenyawa.
- You know what the last sentence was about.
- You bow before a spider.
- You think Peter parker must be the last blessed by Lolth
- Your sisters
start to reprimend your father.
- You love Drizzt soooo damn much your friends are starting to hate him.
- ...and they dont even know him.
- Your fiends develope a "Drizztphobia" or "Forgottenrealmsphobia".
- You are drow.
- You really mean it.
- The proof is when the lights go off, you are the only one who can walk without a lantern, without tripping down.
- You know that spider on your corner is watching over you by Lolth's orders.
- the proof is she don't bite you
If you have any
more YKYRTMDW...
and
I'll put them up here!
